Thailand Red Lights: Tales of Debauchery and a Guide to it All!

By RedLightRanger

Before we get started, let’s get a few things out of the way. This book is not a text to be read by the more sensitive among us, or by those who like to claim the high moral ground. In fact, let’s assume that every whore monger in Thailand left their morals at home, probably with their wife and kids, as should you if you are thinking about indulging in Thailand’s ‘entertainment’ industry.

This book is for those men or women curious about the ins and outs of the sex industry in Thailand. Or even for the seasoned veterans of the red lights who just want an entertaining read where they can compare their experiences.

Think of it as a comprehensive guide, including stories of my experiences, to the darker side of Thailand. Uncovered are some amazing truths, some interesting insights and some harsh realities. Read this book from start to finish and if you don’t find my daily acts of debauchery and self-destruction amusing. You will certainly have a strong base knowledge on how to maneuver through Bangkok’s red lights like a pro and not be ripped off just like every other first time tourist that arrives, regardless of age.

• Language: English
• Publisher: RedLightRanger
• Release date: Jun 20, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310791130

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Thailand Red Lights:

Tales of Debauchery and a Guide to it All!

By The Red Light Ranger

Contents

Introduction 6

Chapter 1: A Typical Saturday Morning 8

Chapter 2: Blow Job & Bars 12

Chapter 3: Beer Bars 16

Chapter 4: The ‘Bullshit’ 24

Chapter 5: Massage Parlours 34

Chapter 6: Soapy Massage 43

Chapter 7: GoGo Bars 49

Chapter 8: Bar Girls And Not Paying For Sex 70

Chapter 9: A Rich Man’s Bitch 79

Chapter 10: Drugs 85

Chapter 11: Street Hookers 98

Chapter 12: Street Bars 105

Chapter 13: Gentleman’s Clubs 111

Chapter 14: Escort Agencies 119

Chapter 15: The Sex Capital 124

Chapter 16: Fetish Clubs 135

Chapter 17: Lady Boys 142

Chapter 18: Home and Hookers 146

Introduction

Before we get started, let’s get a few things out of the way. This book is not a text to be read by the more sensitive among us, or by those who like to claim the high moral ground. In fact, let’s assume that every whoremonger in Thailand left their morals at home, probably with their wife and kids, as should you if you are thinking about indulging in Thailand’s ‘entertainment’ industry. This book is for those men or women curious about the ins and outs of the sex industry in Thailand. Or even for the seasoned veterans of the red lights who just want an entertaining read where they can compare their experiences.

Think of it as a comprehensive guide, including stories of my experiences, to the darker side of Thailand. I will bring to light some amazing truths, some interesting insights and some harsh realities. Read this book from start to finish and if you don’t find my daily acts of debauchery and self-destruction amusing. You will certainly have a strong base knowledge on how to maneuver through Bangkok’s red lights like a pro and not be ripped off just like every other first time tourist that arrives, regardless of age.

Chapter 1: A Typical Saturday Morning

Its 8am on a Saturday morning. I slowly regain consciousness and feel the stale taste of ale on my breath, the feeling of a good night. Sweat is dripping down my back. I must have passed out and forgotten to put my air conditioning on. I’m on my big king sized bed in my nice modern studio condo. To the right of me, a huge floor to ceiling type window overlooks Bangkok’s financial district. From above I can see the roads beginning to fill up as the local people set out to work or are about embark on their weekend chores. At the foot of my bed on a large wooden stand sits my TV, still playing MTV hits from the night before. To the left of that is the kitchen and my refrigerator, which holds nothing but drinking water and ale. In far left of the room is my nice modern bathroom, complete with a hot shower, bath and even a spray gun to wash your arse after you take a shit. All in all a very comfortable scene.

All of life’s little comforts you need to keep from going insane in this rat-infested city. But the best thing about this whole scene is the little eighteen year old beauty lying stark naked and fast asleep right next to me. ‘Midnight’ I think she calls herself. I’m not entirely sure about that as they all tend to have stupid nicknames as such. Their Thai names are far too hard for us Farang to pronounce. For those who don’t know, the term ‘Farang’ is Thai for ‘foreigner’. In particular used to describe or refer to white people. When visiting this country you will hear it very often. Thai people will casually refer to you as Farang right to your face, whether you like it or not. Try not to feel discriminated against. Racism in Thailand is very much apparent. Anyway back to ‘Midnight. I remember she gave a relatively good blowjob with above average technique, which is unusual for someone at eighteen years old.

It’s usually the more mature older ladies that give the best head, but I’m certainly not complaining. She was a little inexperienced when it came to being fucked, which is as I expected, but nevertheless she made up for it by being absolutely stunning. It was an absolute pleasure just to see her riding my cock. She wakes up horny but I am far too hung over or probably still drunk to start going at it rampant again, I would be guaranteed to spew, which I think would probably kill the mood. Besides, the smell of morning breath just doesn’t do it for me. So she gets up and packs her stuff, ready to take off. Doing the usual slow but deliberate packing as to make me aware that it’s time to get my wallet out. I took out 2000 Baht from my wallet and handed it to her. She politely smiled, gave me the bow, thanked me, and headed off on her way.

First thing on my agenda was to shower, freshen up, and get back on the Tsinga beer! After the shower I cracked open a cold one from the fridge in order to level my head after the night before. There are two main brands of beer here in Thailand. Tsinga and Chang. I prefer the Tsinga as it is not as strong as the ruthless 6% alcohol that is in the Chang. Not that I’m a lightweight, I just like to last past 3pm before I pass out.

Next stop on this perfect Saturday is the blowjob bar to relax and get my nuts polished to get rid of this morning erection. This is a typical Saturday morning for me in Bangkok. An almost perfect existence. I’m not a rich guy, but I certainly can live lavishly. I’m only twenty-five years old, and I earn less than 880,000 BAHT per year (17,000 GBP). And believe me, if you know the ins and outs of this place, that is more than enough and the rest of this book will tell you exactly how.

Chapter 2: Blow Job & Bars

2.1 Dr.BJ’s

So to elaborate on what I mentioned earlier about Dr BJ’s Blow. You can practically see it from the station. A small establishment on a very seedy street full of other standard massage-with-happy-ending options. My advice is skip all the usual massage parlours that are available on almost every street in Bangkok anyway. Try to shake off the usual pretty girls that come to try and entice you in and head straight for the BJ Bar. In my opinion, no massage can provide the relaxation that lying back in a reclining leather chair with a beer in one hand and absolute cock sucking pro between your legs can provide.

Dr BJ’s is one of the more famous in Bangkok; I think because of its kinky doctor’s surgery type theme. There is around ten to fifteen girls in there at once. None of them really stand out as beautiful and some of them really stand out as being pretty damn ugly, but one thing is for sure, they all know how to service you properly! The way it works is the better looking girls are dressed in kinky consultant’s outfits and the less attractive are in nurses outfits. The service will set you back around 700 BAHT for the nurses and 1000 BAHT for the consultants, which is roughly 14 and 20 GBP respectively.

If you like, you can pay for extras in this establishment, which range from a finger up the bottom whilst receiving head, to full on sex. Although, in my opinion, if you are going to pay for sex, there are better options elsewhere. I will go into great detail about them later.

Location: Soi 7/1 Sukhumvit Rd, BTS Skytrain Station Nana.

Now for one of my favourite parts… the washing of your cock and balls. After taking off your clothes in the small dimly lit room, you walk over to a sink similar to that found in a hairdressers for washing hair. You hang your manhood over the edge and she gently caresses it with warm soapy water, paying special attention to cleaning behind your foreskin. I think I enjoy this part more than I should and I instantly get hard. She giggles naughtily and makes a comment on how I’m a ‘big boy’. In fact, I am average but nevertheless, even if you are a less endowed man I am certain they would still pay you the same compliment. It’s all part of the bullshit. Just smile and take the compliment, but don’t let it get to your head. I will go into more detail about the ‘bullshit’ later.

If any of you are like me, experience tells me that it’s not particularly easy to make me cum just from a blowjob. But these girls really do know what they are doing and in less than 15 minutes my load is shot into her mouth and she very discretely, almost so I don’t realise, spits it out onto a towel. A shiver of relief runs through my body. I down the last of the beer I bought from the bar downstairs and slump into the reclining chair for a minute of relaxation. Now it’s back to the sink for a final clean and freshen up before we head downstairs.

Tipping the girl is entirely up to you; don’t feel bad about not doing so as the girls earn a percentage of the money you pay to the bar downstairs. I only usually tip when I turn up quite drunk and it takes the girl around forty minutes to make me cum. You can see then that they really put in the extra work and never do they complain about it. On that occasion, I would perhaps give them an extra 200 baht, which I would humorously slip down their bra.

As I leave Dr. BJ’s, I head back down the street towards Sukhumvit road. The girls from the massage parlours instantly try to pull me in for a seedy oil massage. I will never understand why they do this since they have just witnessed me walk out of the blowjob bar. What do they think I am, a machine?

2.2 Star of Light

For your information, there are several of these blowjob bars in Bangkok. And all the girls, as far as my experiences goes, really do have the best techniques I have ever come across. Star of Light in Patpong is perhaps the oldest longest serving member of the bunch and when you go in and see the décor, you will believe it. Very shabby, but what can you expect for 700 BAHT a blowjob?

Location: Patpong Soi 2, 60 Yards off Silom Road, BTS Skytrain Station Sala Deang

Chapter 3: Beer Bars

Beer bars, pool bars, lady bars, however you like to call them, are typically where I spend most of my time when roaming the red light districts. These are not the same as GoGo bars, which I will talk about in a later chapter. These kinds of bars can be found everywhere. The main place I like to go to is Nana. Probably one of Bangkok’s most famous red light spots and home of the infamous Nana Plaza or three floors of whores as I like to describe it. But Nana Plaza is largely a GoGo bar establishment which, as I mentioned earlier, I will talk about later. Nana is pretty much just made up of these bars on either side. As you walk down the street you can feel the buzz. You see the open front bars with all the girls sitting at the front waiting to entice you.

Music pumping out of each one, sometimes some really great rock songs by bands such as Kiss or the Rolling Stones. It has an almost 1970’s Vietnam War feel about it. When the soldiers would

Reviews for Thailand Red Lights

[ravikanth · Rating: 2 out of 5 stars]

Could be a primer for a beginner with some interesting points