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    The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
    The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
    The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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    The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen

    By David Hadley

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    When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog, and she had the sexiest elbows I had ever seen. We met at the Annual Ffestiniog Tapioca-Ignoring Convention, back in the late summer of ’83. [....] 

    So, begins one of the greatest love stories of our age told here for the first time in ebook form. 

    This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 

    'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables'. 

    'The Famed Vegetable Killer of Grimsby'. 


    'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant'. 

    Plus other stories, the like of which you will never have read before.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDavid Hadley
    Release dateMay 9, 2015
    ISBN9781513010731
    The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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    David Hadley

    A bloke who writes stuff. Fiction across and between genres.David Hadley was born in 1959. He is married with three children and lives in the Black Country, UK. He worked in the building trade and the electric supply industry. He has been a rock musician, mature student, house-husband and stay-at-home dad. 

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