A Dummy and I - Fantastic Scripts for Ventriloquists and Puppeteers
By Anon Anon
()
About this ebook
Read more from Anon Anon
A Collection of Vintage Crochet Patterns for the Making of Women's Clothing and Accessories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHow to Tailor A Woman's Suit Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A Collection of Vintage Crochet Patterns for the Making of Afghan Throws and Blankets Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsUnderwear And Lingerie - Underwear And Lingerie, Part 1, Underwear And Lingerie, Part 2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSight-Reading for Piano Made Easy - Quick and Simple Lessons for the Amateur Pianist Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRaphael's Horary Astrology by which Every Question Relating to the Future May Be Answered Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMother Goose - The Old Nursery Rhymes - Illustrated by Arthur Rackham Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Modern Shorthand Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sweaters - Ten Original Knitting Patterns With Instructions Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5First Steps In Dressmaking - Essential Stitches And Seams, Easy Garment Making, Individualizing Tissue-Paper Patterns Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMaclaren's Gaelic Self-Taught - An Introduction to Gaelic for Beginners - With Easy Imitated Phonetic Pronunciation Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSimplicity Sewing Book for Young Fashion Designers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWoman's Institute Library of Dressmaking - Tailored Pockets Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Model Engineer Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5A Collection of Vintage Knitting Patterns for the Making of Winter Cardigans and Jumpers for Women Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A Collection of Vintage Patterns for Tea and Coffee Cosies; Patterns for Knitting, Crochet and Embroidery Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Famous Book of Herbs: Describing Natural Remedies for Restoring and Maintaining Perfect Health Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Perfumed Garden Of The Cheikh Nefzaoui - A Manual Of Arabian Erotology Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Apocrypha Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsEmbroidery Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Little Book of Vintage Designs for Making Wooden Boxes Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Tatting - A Fascinating Book of Delicate Lace Designs Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Make Crepe Paper Flowers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Little Book of Woodworking Joints - Including Dovetailing, Mortise-and-Tenon and Mitred Joints Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Collection of Vintage Knitting Patterns for the Making of Summer Cardigans for Women Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Related to A Dummy and I - Fantastic Scripts for Ventriloquists and Puppeteers
Related ebooks
Hercat's Ventriloquist and Ventriloquial Dialogues Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHow to Become a Ventriloquist Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Whole Art of Ventriloquism Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings52 Vent Acts Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLearn to Be a Ventriloquist for Kids of All Ages Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsStunning Stage Tricks Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Practical Magician and Ventriloquist's Guide Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSuper Simplified Ventriloquism Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Magic For Children: Tricks top magicians use to entertain children Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsExpert Cigarette Magic - An Original Treatise on the Art and Practise of Cigarette Necromancy Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Marvelous Money Tricks Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHow to Become a Ventriloquist - Step by Step Guide to Ventriloquism, from Vocal Exercises to Making the Doll Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsYour Vote Is Magic!: How a Donkey, an Elephant, and an Illusionist Are Making Votes Appear. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsVentriloquism for Fun and Profit Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Water Wizardry: Paranormal Parlor, A Weiser Books Collection Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsChicago Magic: A History of Stagecraft and Spectacle Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/571+10 Magic Tricks For Children: Entertain children and adults alike Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHere They Come With Their MakeUp On: Suede, Coming Up . . . And More Tales From Beyond The Wild Frontiers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBecome a successful magician: For fun or profit! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMiracle Mongers and Their Methods Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Secrets of Houdini Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Tommy Cooper: Always Leave Them Laughing: The Definitive Biography of a Comedy Legend Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Book of Card Tricks - For Drawing-Room and Stage Entertainments Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPeerless Prestidigitation Being a collection of entirely new ideas and effects in the fascinating art of modern magic Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSpirit Slate Writing and Kindred Phenomena Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Glass Throught The Table Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Hellstromism Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBusking as a Mercenary Art: or How to Hustle a Bar, Restaurant, or Street Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGilbert's Table Magic: Coin and Handkerchief Tricks Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5
Performing Arts For You
Romeo and Juliet Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Hamlet Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Lucky Dog Lessons: From Renowned Expert Dog Trainer and Host of Lucky Dog: Reunions Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Complete Sherlock Holmes Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Storyworthy: Engage, Teach, Persuade, and Change Your Life through the Power of Storytelling Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Trial Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Coreyography: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book: The Script Book Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Hollywood's Dark History: Silver Screen Scandals Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Comedy Bible: From Stand-up to Sitcom--The Comedy Writer's Ultimate "How To" Guide Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Becoming Free Indeed: My Story of Disentangling Faith from Fear Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Diamond Eye: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Best Women's Monologues from New Plays, 2020 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Whale / A Bright New Boise Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Life in Parts Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How I Learned to Drive (Stand-Alone TCG Edition) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes: Revised and Complete Edition Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Failing Up: How to Take Risks, Aim Higher, and Never Stop Learning Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mash: A Novel About Three Army Doctors Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Fifth Mountain: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Wuthering Heights Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Unsheltered: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Science of Storytelling: Why Stories Make Us Human and How to Tell Them Better Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Into the Woods: A Five-Act Journey Into Story Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Dolls House Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Importance of Being Earnest: A Play Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Count Of Monte Cristo (Unabridged) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Strange Loop Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Woman Is No Man: A Read with Jenna Pick Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for A Dummy and I - Fantastic Scripts for Ventriloquists and Puppeteers
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
A Dummy and I - Fantastic Scripts for Ventriloquists and Puppeteers - Anon Anon
VENTRILOQUIAL DIALOGUE
TAKEN FROM MY ENTERTAINMENT
A CURE FOR THE BLUES.
Figures to represent the following characters:—
JOHN BULL,
COUSIN JONATHAN,
ALGY (a dude),
WIDOW BIDDY O’BLARNEY.
(These figures can be purchased from Messrs. A. W Gamage, Ltd., Holborn, London.)
JOHN BULL and JONATHAN occupy the centre, Ventriloquist standing behind them.
Vent. Ladies and Gentlemen,—In introducing my ventriloquial entertainment, I feel very much like the Chancellor of the Exchequer when he works his great confidence trick on the public and brings in his Budget.
John B. His fudget?
Vent. Don’t interrupt me, John. I said Budget.
John B. Well, Budget’s all fudget.
Vent. Well, you ought to know, John. You pay the piper. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I was about saying that I resemble the Chancellor of the Exchequer, because——
JOHN BULL
John B. Because you’re such a calculating old rascal.
Vent. Not at all. I am like the Chancellor of the Exchequer——
Algy. I say, old chappy, I know why you are like the Chancellor of the Exchequer; because you’re so jolly handy with other people’s cash, doncherknow!
Vent. Hold your tongue, Algy.
Algy. I came here to speak in the——
Vent. Keep quiet, and you shall have a chance of speaking presently.
Algy. Oh, thanks awfully.
Vent. I feel I am somewhat like the Chancellor of the Exchequer because it is upon a nice man——
Biddy. Shure it’s yourself that’s a nice man enthoirely.
Vent. Thank you, Biddy. I say I am like the Chancellor of the Exchequer because it is upon a nice manipulation of my figures that I rely.
Jonathan. Guess you’re lying—and re lying—about us every night.
Vent. Now, any Chancellor of the Exchequer can tell you that good, reliable figures speak for themselves.
Algy. When they get a chance. I came here——
Vent. Don’t interrupt me, and you shall speak presently.
Algy. Oh, thanks awfully.
Vent. Now to introduce my friends. This good old John——
Biddy. Manners, yer blackguard. Ladies first.
Vent. I beg your pardon, Biddy. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Widow Biddy O’Blarney, from county Cork.
Jonathan. Well, I wish you’d hurry up and draw.
Vent. Draw what?—the Widow?