Butt Ugly Dogs: A Photography Survey of the Top 10 Ugliest Dog Breeds in the World!: Butt Ugly Stuff, #1

By Dizzy Daphne

"Okay, let’s get to it. There are lots of nasty looking dog breeds out there, but which ones are the absolute ugliest? Which ones make the Gorgon blush? Which ones, when we happen to see them, cause us to involuntarily cross ourselves and mutter under our breath..." 

And so begins this irreverent countdown of the foulest-looking tail wags in the world by enthusiastic, but savvy, dog-lover Dizzy Daphne. 

If you enjoy the droll humor of The Oatmeal, October Jones or Jeremy Greenberg, then you'll surely like Dizzy's silly survey, which features multiple mug shots and spy agency profiles of some notoriously homely pooches. 

So, which ones are the butt ugliest? Find out now. Pick up your copy of Butt Ugly Dogs and take a peek... you may be in for a surprise!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Butt Ugly Books
• Release date: Dec 10, 2014
• ISBN: 9781507041802

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Introduction

Okay, let’s get to it. There are lots of nasty looking dog breeds out there, but which ones are the absolute ugliest?

Which ones make the Gorgon blush?

Which ones, when we happen to see them, cause us to involuntarily cross ourselves and mutter under our breath, "Now that is an ugly dog!"?

Which ones unequivocally earn a place on our list of the top ten ugliest tail-waggers on the planet?

Which ones...

Wait, wait! you cry, I object to your rank objectification of our canine brothers and sisters. It’s cruel and unwise to say such things!

Furthermore, (and now you’re really on a roll) ‘ugly’ is a subjective term; who or what gives you the right to announce what is ugly and what is beautiful? 

Surely all dogs are beautiful in their own way! Don’t forget, ‘we are the world!’ 

And then, singing Kumbaya, you ascend to your moral high ground while I stay below, wringing my hands in silent remorse.

Which I do.

Sort of.

Well, not really.

Instead, I yawn.

Then I scratch my back.

Then... poof, the daydream ends along with your imagined indignation. 

Selah.

Let’s return to the list. 

We all know that most dogs have a special canine appeal that makes them adorable in various ways, but there are some instances where that special appeal is simply not aesthetically pleasing.

Indeed, there are certain times when we simply have to acknowledge, with bravery and quiet resolve, that some dogs are BUTT UGLY!

And that is what we are doing here.

We are being helpful.