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Hired or Fired? - Brann Garvey
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CHAPTER 1
GET A JOB
The Pine Tree Middle School day always began in Homeroom. First Ms. Stark took attendance. When she called our names, we were supposed to reply Here!
Tommy, our class clown, always said, There!
when Ms. Stark called his name. He never did things like everyone else. Tommy thought being an oddball was funny.
After attendance, Principal Paul talked on the PA system.
Typical Morning Announcements
1. Lunch menu
Mr. Paul’s favorite food joke: "That’s split pea soup, not spit pea soup."
2. Sports practice and event schedules
Mr. Paul’s favorite sports joke: "We’re having a pep rally this afternoon, not a pet rally. No dogs allowed."
3. Club meeting changes and reminders
Mr. Paul’s favorite club joke: "All clubs must be approved, including golf clubs and club sandwiches."
We had heard his lame jokes a thousand times, but we always laughed anyway.
Then Principal Paul made an extra announcement.
Next week is a big week for the seventh graders at Pine Tree Middle School,
he began.
My friends and I looked at each other.
"It’s Work Week!" Principal Paul said.
Everyone in my homeroom started cheering and talking.
That’s enough,
Ms. Stark said. She handed each of us a packet of papers.
Here’s the list of jobs,
she said. "Now, don’t spend all day discussing it. You can talk about it at lunch."
* * *
It was the only thing we talked about at lunch that day. Most kids were excited, but not all of us