Excuses!: Survive and Succeed with David Mortimore Baxter
By Karen Tayleur and Brann Garvey
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Excuses! - Karen Tayleur
Finally
CHAPTER 1
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW
If you didn’t read Liar! (my last book), then there’ll be people in this book who you haven’t met before.
That’s okay, though. If you didn’t read Liar, you can still understand what’s going on in this book.
But if I mention that Boris used my head a a pillow, you might wonder if Boris was my dad. And then you might think my dad was kind of strange. But, you see, Boris is my dog.
Actually, if I said that Boris used my head as a pillow, you might think Boris is kind of strange anyway. And you’d be right.
So I’ve thought up a list of names that you might need to know. Just in case I talk about them in this book.
Boris
Boris is my really lazy dog. He’s not just one type of dog. He’s more like a mix of a lot of different kinds of dogs. Boris sleeps most of the day. He doesn’t like walks. He does like scraps from the table.
Joe Pagnopolous (pag-nop-a-lus)
Joe is my best friend. He and I belong to a secret club that has no name. (That’s because we can’t decide on one.) Joe’s parents own a video store. Maybe that’s why he’s so crazy about acting. Joe is always pretending to be his favorite movie character — even at school. I never know who he is going to be next. He has no brothers or sisters. He is the LUCKIEST kid in the WORLD.
Bec Trigg
Bec is my other best friend. We met in the playground when we were really, really young. Some big kid took my ball and Bec got it back for me. She is another member of the SECRET CLUB. She is the keeper of The Book — the official Secret Club Book that goes to official Secret Club meetings.
Bec lives with her mom and sister in an apartment. Bec is good at drawing and throwing spitballs and running fast. Sometimes I forget she IS a girl.
Ralph
Ralph is a rat. No, really. He is Bec’s pet rat and he hangs around in her pocket when she’s not at school. Ralph’s favorite game is peek-a-boo. Ralph upset this year’s school play for Rose Thornton, but that’s another story
Rose Thornton
Mom says I’m not allowed to hate people. I really, really, really don’t like Rose Thornton. Rose thinks she’s so cool. She’s always going on about the famous people her mom meets as a PR person. (I’m not sure what PR stands for. Pretty Rude? Purple Ruler? Anyway, it’s some kind of job.) Rose hangs around with a group of friends I call the GIGGLING GANG — the GG’s for short. Rose really, really, really doesn’t like me either.
Victor Sneddon
Victor is the school bully and just happens to be Rose’s cousin.
The only time I’ve seen him smile is when he is going to do something mean. Then he smiles a lot. Victor and I were almost friends for five minutes one day because of some buried treasure. I still stay out of his way, though.
Ms. Stacey
Ms. Stacey is our teacher at school. She’s okay, but