Boned By LeGarrette's Blunt: A Tale of New England Football Erotica

By Arrow Rivendell

"Naughty and hilarious!"

Boned by LeGarrette’s Blunt: A Tale of New England Football Erotica

Includes the special bonus, A Very Short, Sad Tale of Two Tight Ends.

Warning: Discretion advised. This short novella is funny, explicit and raunchy New England Football Erotica. It is not Mommy and Daddy's soft erotica and it is not suitable for those under the age of 18. Read at your own risk, only if you are ready to unleash your craziest football desires and fantasies, or just laugh a lot. It is supposed to be funny.

Pascale Hunts lay in bed at night, alone, like most New England Patriots fans, obsessing over LeGarrette’s Blunt. Unable to sleep, she decides to hit the streets in a quest to conquer the object of her obsession.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Thesaurus Ink
• Release date: Jan 16, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310584602

Arrow Rivendell

Arrow Rivendell is clearly demented. After twenty years in a horrid cube farm, Arrow realized that true satisfaction can only come from dinosaur erotica.

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Boned By LeGarrette’s Blunt

A Novella of New England Football Erotica

by

Arrow Rivendell

Dedicated to Lacey Underall, er- Noonan. This book is clearly inspired by A Gronking to Remember, probably the greatest work of football erotica since they decided to split the tight end. Now I challenge you, Lacey, to outdo me at writing Dino Erotica Comedy, if you dare.

This book is a work of fiction. Characters, names, incidents, actions and places are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual locales, events or persons living or deceased, is coincidental. All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older and are willing participants in all actions.

Copyright © 2014 Bushwood Learning Academy.

No part of this book may be transmitted in any form or by any means without express written consent of the Bushwood Learning Academy, except for the inclusion of brief quotations in a review or article.

1. The Kick Off

Pascale Hunts lay awake in bed, alone again, on another Saturday night. Like most New England Patriots fans, she had become accustomed to being alone on Saturday nights.

She pretended it did not