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    Zombies Don't Need Bodyguards: A YA Short Story
    Zombies Don't Need Bodyguards: A YA Short Story
    Zombies Don't Need Bodyguards: A YA Short Story
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    Zombies Don't Need Bodyguards: A YA Short Story

    By Rusty Fischer

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    Let’s face it: Rex Limburger, Jr. is a wimp. He knows it, the whole world knows it, especially the bullies. But today Rex stops being a wimp. Because today he’s brought... a bodyguard. A zombie bodyguard. And nothing will ever be the same. But not in the way Rex thinks...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRusty Fischer
    Release dateJun 29, 2013
    Zombies Don't Need Bodyguards: A YA Short Story
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    Rusty Fischer

    Rusty Fischer is a full-time freelance writer, multi-published ghostwriter and the author of dozens of published books across a variety of genres, from nonfiction to fiction, including his popular A Living Dead Love Story series from Medallion Press. Visit him at www.rustyfischer.com to read more!

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