Big Foot

By Tony Brent

It was the first camping trip for the newly formed, Trail Blazers club; little did they know that due to poor planning, they would be hiking on the first day of hunting season. The ill-equipped parents and their bullying children march into the den area of a female bear, bent on protecting her cubs at all costs. The mother bear attacks the Trail Blazers and when all seems lost, the mythical creature Bigfoot appears!

Big Foot is a humorous theatrical play that deals with bullying and family issues.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Tony Brent
• Release date: Nov 6, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310817106

Tony Brent

Tony Brent is a professional comedian, magician, musician and author. He has garnered a loyal fan base from around the world with his award-winning show in Orlando called "The Outta Control Magic Comedy Dinner Show.A few awards and accolades include:"One of America's Best Magic Shows." -The Travel Channel, 2013"Certificate of Excellence Award" - TripAdvisor, 2012, 2013, 2014"He offers non-stop magic, impressions and audience interaction in his hilarious show." -USA Today 2014"Orlando's Funniest Dinner Show." - Orlando WeeklyIn addition to the dinner show, Tony entertains at corporate events, after dinner programs or as the master of ceremonies.Tony is also an author. His first book, TALES OF THE TRIANGLE along with his short story, "Re-cycle" areavailable on Amazon and other outlets.

Book preview

ACT I

SCENE 1

Afternoon in the woods. A horn can be heard offstage along with marching. Five boys march in

a row, erratically. They wear scouting-type uniforms. The leader is shouting out 1, 2! The

followers respond with 3, 4! as they march. They enter the scene, single-file walking in a

squiggly line until finally coming to a stop near some stones and an overturned tree.

CHASE

At ease Trail Blazers!

There of the other four boys collapse, one walks

away from the group.

BRIAN

(Has flopped spread-eagle on the ground)

We must have walked forty miles!

CONNOR

(Lying down on stomach on overturned tree)

Instead of counting 1, 2, 3, 4 over and over again we should have just kept on counting 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and we would have probably gotten to at least 8,000 by now.

ROBERT

(Boy who continued standing)

You guys are ALL wimps, especially you Turkey

(Robert kicks Brian in the leg. Brian is nicknamed Turkey by Robert because his last name

is Tucker)

BRIAN

OUCH!

(Brian rolls over and grabs the side of his leg)

CHASE

Nonsense! According to my new iPhone-Maxima GPS we only hiked 4.7 miles. We had to move fast if we were going to beat our dads here.

CONNOR

Wait a minute, I've never heard of a Maxima iPhone.

CHASE

They don't exist yet for regular customers, my father has a hookup at Apple and he gets new technology

almost a year before regular people get it.

ROBERT

In other words, if you dad is rich enough...

CHASE

Quick, I hear them coming!

The boys quickly jump up and act like they are not tired at all.

Four men and one woman enter

DAN

Pretty good work fellows, not too shabby, great job leading them son.

(Dan shakes the hand of his son Chase, very formally)

HAROLD

Well done Zachary, well done.

BRENDA

I knew you could do it Bry, Bry!

(To her son Brian)

BRIAN

(In a quiet tone)

Please don't call me that in front of the guys, they make enough fun of me anyway.

ROBERT

(Quietly over Brian's shoulder)

Got news for ya Bry-Turkey, we didn't need her to tell us that you're a baby.

ROGER

When I was your kid's age, I could’ve walked that far in 15 minutes.

ZACH

We went 4.7 miles Chase's phone said so walking that far in 15 minutes would be physically impossible sir.

ROGER

Not when I was a kid, kid.

ZACH

The average adult person walks 3.5 miles an hour and runs 6 miles an hour; even walking you'd