I'd Rather Be Fucking: Volume 1

By Alex England

Three short stories of ordinary people doing ordinary things. The tourist wandering around the Forum in Rome; the Princess attending to her duties at the Household Cavalry Garter Procession; the adult daughter spending the day with her parents at a National Trust property in Cornwall. But they all have a secret - they'd rather be fucking. Find out what happens in these sexy stories from Alex England. What are you doing today? Would YOU rather be fucking?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Alex England
• Release date: Oct 24, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310324567

Alex England

I am based in the UK but I travel a lot so am never in one place for very long.I have a wealth of life to call on for my writing having lived in lots of countries, had lots of jobs, had many relationships, and have had too many interests for too many years!I love the outdoors which is a good thing for a writer who tends to spend a lot of time indoors. It is a good antidote, and a great source of inspiration.I am devoted to the erotic life, and don't see why every moment shouldn't be an erotic moment. So many people never fulfil their erotic potential. Such a shame.

Book preview

I’d Rather Be Fucking

Volume 1

The Tourist

The Princess

The Daughter

By Alex England

Copyright 2014 Alex England

Smashword Edition

Cover designed by Firefly

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I’d Rather Be Fucking - Volume 2

Sarah and Jenny

The Sisters

Alex England Shorts – 10 Erotic Moments – Vol 1

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Table of Contents

Would You Rather Be Fucking?

The Tourist

The Princess

The Daughter

Free story – Cum in Mouth

Other titles by Alex England

Contact Alex

Would You Rather Be Fucking?

Bored? Lost interest in what you’re doing? Wishing you were somewhere, or someone, else?

This book brings you the stories of three people who, more than anything else, would rather be fucking than doing what they are doing. These people could be your work colleague, your boss, or your friend or neighbour, or a member of your family.

Or you.

How often you find yourself thinking….’I’d rather be fucking’?

The Tourist

I saw her as the tour group came past. She was at the end, almost detached from it, wandering without really looking at anything. It was a hot day, still, a typical summer Rome day where everything is hot and you feel breathless just sitting down. Which was what I was doing, just next to the Temple of Vesta in the Forum. I’d done the Colosseum in the morning, had pizza for lunch, and had promised myself a gelato once I had ticked off the Forum in the afternoon. I rather fancied Melone and Limone, two of my favourites, cool and fresh, just perfect for the midday heat.

I was perched on a large boulder to the side of a little piazza. There was an old olive tree above me, offering the shade of its large outspread branches. The Forum was very busy, it was peak tourist season and there were groups everywhere being led by their flag waving leaders. Most had microphones fixed around their heads, which fed into earphones worn by their customers, so the place was fairly quiet despite the multitudes.

The group slowly made its way up the flight of steps which lead to the temple. Their leader was talking to them through their headphones so most had the glazed look of the information-overloaded. Their eyes darted back and forward, but their shoulders were slumped. It was too hot to be doing this. They were probably off a cruise ship so had a strict itinerary they had to stick to.

The woman drifted off the back of the group and sauntered over to the piazza where I was sitting. I was taking a swig from a bottle of iced water I had bought from a street vendor, but I got a good look at her. She was gorgeous. Very pretty face, long dark hair, slim but shapely body, and she was wearing a lovely summer dress which hugged her figure and billowed out around her knees. She was