Why I Do Robots Not Men 1

By Delilah D'Lishus

After being dumped by her fiancé just weeks before her wedding, Jessica decides she’s done with men. But she’s got an off-the-charts libido that's in desperate need of sating. Thanks to year 2036 technology, Jessica is able to order a robot online named Nathan—endowed with extra large equipment—that will follow her every command and fulfill all her sexual fantasies.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Corazon del Oro Communications LLC
• Release date: Jul 31, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311340719

Delilah D'Lishus

Delilah has a warped sense of humor and loves getting into naughty mischief.

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Why I Do Robots, Not Men 1

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Delilah D’Lishus

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Why I Do Robots, Not Men 1

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PREFACE

May 25, 2036 – Tucson, Arizona

I filled in the blank spaces on the online form. Sex: male, height: six-foot-two, eye color: green, hair color: dirty blonde, hair type: curly and below shoulder length; build: muscular athletic, language: English, voice tone: deep. I laughed. Now here’s where it gets interesting. I typed in extra large next to penis size and agreed to pay the five hundred dollar surcharge for that bonus feature.

Hopefully that bonus—that super deluxe boner—will be worth every penny. My panties dampened. The next consideration was whether I wanted robot man to have the emotion and personality feature enabled. I paused at the keyboard for a moment and thought about it. All the men I’d been involved with in recent years had been way more trouble than they were worth. Three months ago, when