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Confessions of a Failed Yuppie
Confessions of a Failed Yuppie
Confessions of a Failed Yuppie
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Secrets...they’re the stuff of everyone’s life. But most of us are not confessing!

Thirty-something Alex Harvey has secrets. With her tenth wedding anniversary party looming large, she begins to reassess her choices and her depressingly predictable Yuppie life – a lifestyle heartily embraced by her fastidious dentist husband, Eric. But failing as a Yuppie is only one of her secrets. The other one is even more delicious: unbeknownst to any of her friends or family, Alex has been writing fabulously successful women’s erotica for years, and occasionally her characters invade her life. On the occasion of her tenth wedding anniversary one sticky June night, the secrets begin to emerge. By the time the party is over, life will never be the same again...for anyone. Join Alex for a hilarious romp toward complete candor, and raise a martini glass to being who you are.
P.J. Parsons is also the author of the historical novels Grace Note: In Hildegard’s Shadow and In the Shadow of the Raven.

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Release dateMar 20, 2014
ISBN9781310569708
Confessions of a Failed Yuppie
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Patricia J. Parsons

Patricia J. Parsons (aka P J Parsons) has written a dozen books, including health and business books, as well as a memoir and two historical novels in addition to her women’s fiction. She has been a fashion design and sewing fanatic for most of her life, a passion she writes about online at The GG Files blog. She lives, writes and sews in Toronto. Connect with her on Instagram @patriciajparsons Join her on Facebook @patriciaparsonswriter Visit her website at www.patriciajparsons.com Some other books by Patricia J. Parsons The almost-but-not-quite-true stories The Year I Made 12 Dresses (Book 1) Kat’s Kosmic Blues (Book 2) The Inscrutable Life of Frannie Phillips (Book 3) Something I’m Supposed to Do (Book 4) Other Fiction Plan B (lit-for-intelligent-chicks) Confessions of a Failed Yuppie (lit-for-intelligent-chicks) Something More Than Love (historical fiction) Grace Note: In Hildegard’s Shadow (historical fiction)

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