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    Pest Versus Pest
    Pest Versus Pest
    Pest Versus Pest
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    Pest Versus Pest

    By Claire Noble

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    Wanna know something really gross?

    Unlike zombies, a roach can live a week without its head. It only dies because without the head it cannot drink water, which it must consume to stay alive.

    Hummm, maybe you are thinking you could have gone your whole life not knowing that fact.

    Let me make it up to you. Check out my story, Pest Versus Pest, for free. It is kind of gross. But hopefully funny too.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherClaire Noble
    Release dateJan 19, 2014
    ISBN9781310948749
    Pest Versus Pest
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    Claire Noble

    In 1928 Mahatma Gandhi wrote, “If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.” That made two of us. Are funny people born, or made? I’m on a quest to find out. Join me as I try to learn how to laugh at myself, laugh at life and make others laugh in the process.

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