Bunga Bunga Party Jokes

By Yogendra Datt

The name Bunga Bunga is the Italian version of 'Playboy- A man without a passion is a dead soul.'
This Bunga Bunga party jokes are on marriage, cheating wives, cheating husbands, priest, nun, Doctors, lawyers virtually all types of people.
Some of the highlights in this book:
When you are young and dating,
-he says, "you take my breath away, when you are aging you say, you make me feel like I am suffocating."
-you say, "I can't believe we found each other, when you are aging, you say, "How did I end up with this asshole?"
You know when you are aging, when?
-you notice that without your visit to cardiologist, your dermatologist, your urologist, your denturist, your proctologist, you have no social life at all.
-you notice that half the items in your shopping cart say, 'for Fast Relief'.
The book begins with the introduction of ex-Prime Minister Berlusconi of Italy about his Bunga Bunga parties. He loves young and beautiful girls. So what is wrong with that desire.
You can tell him another Hugh Hefner or Bill Clinton. Young and beautiful girls visit his Bunga Bunga parties because they like it. No one forces them and they are rubbing shoulders with elite, fishing for a millionaire catch.
He is a very rich man. He likes the company of young women and he likes to play with them. He has emerged like an aged emperor, surrounded by harem of nubile women paid to ornament this dinner table, boost his ego and dance around in their underpants.
Once Berlusconi remarked, when questioned about bringing show girls in his team, "I am tired of older generation politician with haggard faces and grumpy look. They smell tobacco and coffee. The showgirls smell very nice, dress very elegantly, their smile is an incentive not like the other crooked politician of 60's and 70's."
Berlusconi is a generous and a very bold man, he does not make love behind the closet as the other cowards.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Yogendra Datt
• Release date: Feb 3, 2014
• ISBN: 9781310805103

Yogendra Datt

The author of this book was born in Dighwara and graduated with honors from Patna University, India in 1960.He immigrated to Canada in 1970 and later took a retirement in Switzerland. He has passion for flying and is a holder of a Canadian private pilot's license with several hundred hours of flying experience. On retirement his interest sparked in creative writing. His last book published was "Finding Mr. and Mrs. Right for an ideal marriage" and "Rags to Riches and Riches to Rags".A few other books to be published are in pipeline such as "India's boom, gloom and doom, Bunga Bunga party Jokes, Kama sutra of the west, People who changed our lives for better or worse." They will be available soon.

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BUNGA BUNGA PARTY JOKES

By Yogendra Datt

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Copyright 2014 Yogendra Datt

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

About the Author

Preface

The Playboy Prime Minister

Laughter With All Kind Of Jokes

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

The author of this book was born in Dighwara and graduated with honors from Patna University, India in 1960.

He immigrated to Canada in 1970 and later took a retirement in Switzerland. He has passion for flying and is a holder of a Canadian private pilot's license with several hundred hours of flying experience. On retirement his interest sparked in creative writing. His last book published was Finding Mr. and Mrs. Right for an ideal marriage, Rags to Riches and Riches to Rags, Bunga Bunga Party Jokes.

A few other books to be published are in pipeline such as India's boom, gloom and doom, , Kama sutra of the west, People who changed our lives for better or worse. They will be available soon.

PREFACE

A man without passion is a dead soul. Thus there is nothing wrong with Berlusconi, the ex-Prime Minister of Italy to have Bunga Bunga parties.

He has worked hard all his life. It certainly is a party time for him. Is his divorce after long happy married life revenge? May be a little but he has openly declared that he loves young and beautiful girls. So what is wrong with that desire.

Is there any much difference between Huge Hefner of playboy or Bill Clinton, apparently not.

Most of the younger generation of Italy have full sympathies with Berlusconi, it is a political Vendetta. Young and beautiful girls visit his Bunga Bunga parties because they like it. No one forces them and they are rubbing shoulders with elite, fishing for a millionaire catch.

Please leave him alone. He is not having Bunga-Bunga parties in a public park. His privacy should not be jeopardizing.

The name Bunga-Bunga is the Italian version of playboy.

THE PLAYBOY PRIME MINISTER

The ex-Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi released a video during his 2008 election campaign in which a beautiful blond woman dressed in a camisole which barely covers her breasts, standing on a grocery store beside a pile of bananas, sings "there is a big dream that lives in all of us." A throng of women belt out the chorus together under a cloudless sky. Thank God there's Silvio.

What makes Berlusconi attractive to women? He is a fascinating man, "very smart, very charming." There aren't many men like that which has a strong belief of all the women who have come into contact with him.

The real scandal is that Mr. Berlusconi, who is a rich man, an old man, who probably had a sex compulsion, doesn't like to play cards with other rich people. He likes the company of young women and he likes to play with them. His transparent daily behaviours, his jokes, everything is dedicated to the way of living, he's new money.

The picture that has emerged is of an aging emperor, surrounded by a harem of nubile women paid to ornament his dinner table, boost his ego and dance around in their underpants.

Berlusconi is Italy's waning Huge Hefner except that he was supposed to be running the country.

His long time friend Confalonieri asserted that Berlusconi has the utmost respect for women, and he has been tremendously popular with them ever since the two men became friends, as sixteen year olds, in Milan. They were in band together and at one point Confalonieri kicked Berlusconi out "because of women," he said meaning that Berlusconi always got the girls. He was very handsome. Now he was little dilapidated, like a building, he was a very good sort of sooner. Frank Sinatra, Pat Boone this kind and also French songs. He liked to go and dance with the girls. Confalonieri was with Berlusconi when in 1980, he met Veronica Lario, who become his second wife (At that time, he was still married to Carla Dail Oglio with whom he had two children).

Confalonieri remembers it as a beautiful story. Lario, an actress was performing a play at the theatre that Berlusconi owned. "She played Lecocn Magnifiqe. I remember there was a scene where she, Confalonieri mimed opening his shirt. And she had very beautiful ones, he told matter of fact, very beautiful tits. And he fell in love."

Other Berlusconi enthusiasts, one of them, an affable seventy six year old crisply dressed in a little blue sweater under a navy blazer explained, if a woman comes with no clothes on, with her tits showing, you can't say Berlusconi has committed violence. He considers Berlusconi a brilliant man. "If I only had his money he has I'd be surrounded by beautiful girls. May be I'd drop dead but it would be a beautiful way to go. He smiled sweetly and yelled across the street at the demonstrators demanding to prosecute Berlusconi, you guys are all gay! We have the men who fuck. Then he turned to a beautiful young female reporter and said, I see you are a girl. I want to kiss you! He pinched her cheek and concluded happily this is nature."

He gave political posts to several women who had started as show girls on his programs, some were suspected of being lovers.

Most notoriously, in March 2011, he secured a position on the powerful council of Lombardi for Nicole Menotti, a ravishing a sex bomb with large breasts, a former dancer on the show Colorado Café.

Gabriella Carlucci, a hostess on several Berlusconi shows, became a deputy in Parliament and is now the mayor of Manghenta de Savoi, a town in Puglia.

His equal opportunities minister Mara Carfagua had been previously a topless television, in one model famous photograph. She is caught, naked in a fishing net.

The photos of the three supposed to be former mistresses. (Look at the front page).

He is very generous and kind to who are enthusiastic to seek opportunity in a career. He has lived through very hard times and he says, "It is only the wearer who knows where the shoes pinch."

One who never forgets is Deborah Bergamini, Berlusconi's former assistant. His mechanisms are not those of a consummate politician.

Bergamini got her job with Berlusconi a decade ago, at the age of thirty one, after she spent an hour interviewing him for Bloomberg T.V. in London.

"I was really disappointed with my country, she said. I thought that there were no chances for people who really wanted to test themselves great." If you came from a family without connection, as she did, the future looked circumscribed, but when she met Berlusconi what I found really, really amazing was that such an important man with so much power decided to give to a young person he had seen only once, one of, the most delicate things to do.

Bergamini who has gone on to become a respected parliamentarian, defending Berlusconi for awarding jobs to former show girls, saying that one of the few good results of the clean hands purge was that Italian began to accept that competent leadership could come from outside the political establishment, otherwise, it will be always the same people playing the same games.

Once Berlusconi remarked, when questioned about bringing show girls in his team, "I am tired of older generation politician with haggard faces and grumpy look. They smell tobacco and coffee. The show girls smell very nice, dress very elegantly, their smile is an incentive not like the other crooked politicians of 60's & 70's."

The Prime Minister is a very generous man, and he is very rich man, so he does with his money whatever he likes.

Every rich and powerful men, have mistresses one or the other time. Berlusconi is a bold man, he does not make love behind the closet as the other cowards.

LAUGHTER WITH ALL KIND OF JOKES

A man who was to be investigated by the IRS asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper, the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man told a friend of the conflicting advice, and asked him what he should do.

"Let me tell you a story, replied his friend. A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night and was told wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck. When she asked her best friend, she was told wear your most sexy negligee, with a v-neck right down to your navel. The man said What does all this have to do with my problem with IRS. His friend replied, No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed."

*****

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife doesn't want to have sex with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is. The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asks her what's wrong, and why she doesn't want to have sex with her husband. "Oh that's easily explained. For the past six months, the wife says, I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an or what.' Then, when I get to work, she continues, I'm late, so the boss asks me, are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or what.' So you see, Doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it anymore."

"Yes, I see, replies the doctor. So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?"

*****

God will provide

Joan brought home her fiancée Denis to meet her parents over dinner. After dinner her father decided to interview the young man and invited Denis in private, for a drink. The conversation progressed in this manner:

Father: "Anyway what are your plans young man?"

Denis: "I'm a Bible scholar."

Father: "Hmm, admirable. But what will you do to provide a house for my daughter to live in?"

Denis: "I'll study, and God will provide for us."

Father: "How will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring?"

Denis: "I'll concentrate on my studies and God will provide for us."

Father: "How will you support your children?"

Denis: "Don't worry, sir, God will provide."

Denis's unwavering answer to every question asked by his to be father-in-law was, "God will provide. When Joan's mother later asked her husband, How do you find him?, he answered her, He's jobless and has no plans for the future but the good news is he thinks I'm God."

*****

A skinflint wanted to take his children for a ride in a plane on the cheap. At the aerodrome, the man was shocked to find that the flight would cost £100. He tried haggling with the pilot, who eventually came up with a suggestion,