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    Lord Mustard
    Lord Mustard
    Lord Mustard
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    Lord Mustard

    By David Elvar

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    Lord Mustard is broke. No, actually, he’s seriously broke. His cook hasn’t been paid in months, Mustard Manor is falling down around his ears, and he has a telephone bill to pay. He needs money but how to make it, that’s the question. But he manages, and by becoming something no lord has ever been before: he becomes a street entertainer, a tap-dancer. But not the usual kind of tap-dancer...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDavid Elvar
    Release dateDec 13, 2009
    ISBN9781452377520
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