The Dysfunctional Birthday Cookbook

By Beth Hanley

Birthdays in Review!
She's at it again this year Beth tracks down and exposes her dysfunctional relatives and
their recipes for birthday
cakes.
From January to December
you’ll find a Cake & Story
for each month.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Beth Hanley
• Release date: Jun 24, 2011
• ISBN: 9781458042781

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The

Dysfunctional

Birthday Cookbook

Copyright 2011 Beth Hanley

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may be reproduced without permission in

writing from the publisher.

This book contains basic recipes passed

around by family and friends.

Most names have been changed to protect the

dysfunctional. Professional diagnosis should

only be attempted by a doctor.

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Birthdays in Review!

She's at it again this year

Beth tracks

down and exposes her

dysfunctional relatives and

their recipes for birthday

cakes.

From January to December

you’ll find a Cake & Story

for each month.

Quick & Simple

(just like the family)

The Year in Review!

There’s a Cake & Story for each

Month

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

JANUARY

Better than Sex Cake

Daddy rediscovers the delights

of the opposite sex!

FEBRUARY

Black Forest Torte

Uncle Henry & Mary Lou

separate over decorating the

house.

MARCH

Fantastic Dump Cake

Aunt Blanche loses her

direct signal to Elvis.

APRIL

Orange-Coconut Cake

Grandma gets a big bingo

surprise from Thelma.

MAY

Pina Colada Cake

Mary Lou regains control of

the beauty shop & Uncle

Henry!

JUNE

Fudge Cake

Billy’s hard drive envy

goes into remission.

JULY

Harvey Wallbanger Cake

Uncle Charlie visits from Atlanta

And comes home sooner than expected.

AUGUST

Dream Cake

Bob gets a new bicycle from

Neiman Marcus.

SEPTEMEBER

Turtle Cake

R.J. cleans out his trail and gets new Furniture.

OCTOBER

Cream of Coconut Cake

Lulu is pregnant & co dependant

NOVEMBER

Cheese Cake

Beth gets the itch & tells all

DECEMBER

Rocky road cake

Gaither & Earleen

Come in from TX for Christmas & his birthday

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY!

Join us as we take a look at some family

birthdays and activities. If this is your first

Dysfunctional Cookbook, you should know

that the dysfunction is in the family ... not in