Big John: The Hick from Hell - Southern Fried Gothic Western Horror Stories
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Four Weird Western Horror Stories...from the South!
Big John is a black hat-wearing, six-shooter packing, moonshine drinking, lying son of a bitch, who resides in a cowless backwater in Mississippi.
Did I mention that Big John looks a lot like Gary Coleman?
Big John has frequent run-ins with the Devil, as you've never imagined him before, the local members of the KKK, the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, and some dead folks who just won't lay down, no matter how many bullets he pumps into them.
It's kinda like the deformed love-chillen of Bonanza, Plan 9 from Outer Space & 2000 Maniacs with John Wayne as the prime suspect in the paternity suit.
Rip-roaring, laugh-out-loud, fucked up western horror stories like you've never read before!
Approximately 9,550 words.
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Big John - Kailleaugh Andersson
BIG JOHN : THE HICK FROM HELL
Weird Horror Western Stories
by Kailleaugh Andersson
Copyright 1997 – 2004, Kailleaugh Andersson
All Rights Reserved
Approx. 9,550 words.
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Cover by Alex Severin
COVER IMAGES :
Zombie Face by embepe @ SXC.hu
Graves by raflowers @ SXC.hu
Old Farm Truck by poberlin @ SXC.hu
Photoshop Brushes – The Grasslands by midnightstouch @ BrushEezy.com
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BIG JOHN
Big John went down into hell one night. We don't know how he ever got down there, but he did. He says he walked out his house and fell through a crack in the sidewalk and into the pit of hell. So he says, but then Big John been known to lie all o' the time. All I know is that he was drunk as hell itself, cause he'd been drinkin' on a gallon of moonshine he'd stole from his gramps and my brother Joey says he seen Big John walk out the door that night and pass out drunk on the gravel driveway next to his truck in a puddle of his puke.
Big John gits real damn mean as all hell when he is been a drinkin', so no one go and help Big John when he's sick drunk and all passed out in the mud. Big John mean, but he ain't big. We just call him Big John
cuz his little brother name is also John and his brother known as Little John. Course Little John was bigger than Big John, but he went and done got his self killed off cuz he was drunk and a beer truck done hit him like a dog and made him into street grease. The beer man done smeared Little John's guts all over the front of his truck. We wasn't able to tell it was Little John, cept we found his one hand that was missin' his thumb since birth. But Big John just a little man with a big temper and a big hat like all o' them goat ropers on Death Valley Days
wear on T.V. Big John done likes them shows and he says, Bad guys wear black hats, so I done got me a black hat.
But Big John like them shows with