The Theory of The Natural Minority

By Josephus Bocklatar

On 12-31-2010 my #22 ranked University of Louisville Cardinals lost to the #11 ranked University of Kentucky Wildcats basketball team. As as result of this unforeseen disaster I lost a ridiculous wager and had to fulfill my debt by writing something opposite of what I usually write. With tears in my eyes and honey bourbon in my throat this essay was conjured up. The moral of the story.. UK cheated... and also... don't wager on sports by using manual labor as payment. I hope you don't enjoy The Theory of The Natural Minority as much as my other works. That would suck. A lot. Being that I was filled with honey bourbon at the time of writing this essay I hope it doesn't make any sense to you at all. If it does makes sense to you...then you are a potential or current functioning alcoholic.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Josephus Bocklatar
• Release date: May 21, 2011
• ISBN: 9781458050809

Josephus Bocklatar

When I was taking my first grade picture the photographer instructed me to say 'hamburger' instead of 'cheese'. That confused me. “Usually you say cheese when taking a picture,” I thought to myself, “not hamburger.” In my confused state the photographer took my picture. That was the beginning of the end. My life has been going downhill ever since. The emotion of confusion that I was experiencing at that single point in time in 1983 was forever captured for all to see. Collectors of photo-art marvel at my 1st grade picture. They believe it to be the personification of confusion in a human being. They are correct. Thirty years have passed since that day. It's 2013 and I still live in the southern part of the USA. I’m currently planning an escape. Don’t tell anyone. Please. I’m thirty-six years old now. I never thought that I would live pass the age of eight. Why? Because I was counting in dog years and that threw me off a little. Ironically, little has changed since that fateful day in 1983. I remain a confused individual. However, I'm happy to say that I'm not the only one. Misery loves company. If you are reading my words on this page right now----you are in league with 98% of the world's population that refuses to relinquish hold of the pipe dream that one day you will have the perfect job where you can be your own boss, live comfortably, have a nice body and not have to worry about debt. It may happen. However, if it doesn’t, remember these two things. 1) If you fail at achieving your goal you need to befriend a person who has failed to achieve their goal. This proactive step will keep you from feeling like a total loser. Better yet, find someone who is a really good underachiever to help cheer you up.(Not serious..please don't do that.) 2) Have low standards and set easily attainable goals that you can easily surpass thereby becoming an overachiever. For example)....If you plan to run on a treadmill at the gym, set a goal to run for five (5) seconds. If you run for eight (8) seconds you have overachieved.(Joking..please set high standards for yourself. Who runs only eight seconds before stopping?..other than cheetahs and babies and criminals just before being arrested.) Welcome to my world. The World of Josephus Bocklatar. I suggest that you get to know me personally today. I may be rich and unapproachable tomorrow. Join me on my journey of self-amusement today and start to feel better about yourself immediately. Thank you, Josephus Bocklatar

Book preview

The Theory

Of

The Natural Minority

By Josephus Bocklatar

Copyright 2011 Josephus Bocklatar

Smashwords Edition

Words from the Author

No human is solely evil.

No human is solely good.

There is evilness and goodness in all of us. It’s never 50/50.  As humans we have the ability to choose what we believe in and act according to it. We also have the ability to ignore what we know to be true in order to block our conscious from condemning our actions.  The price an individual pays for molding a belief to suit a specific benefit or outcome is rarely spoken of. However, the price is always paid.

Nothing in life is free. Not love. Not hate. Not freedom. Nothing is free. The fee a society pays for the choices made by its members comes in the form of many names. Consequences, results, outcomes, benefits, effects, aftermath, accomplishments, achievements, failures, success, ect…. No matter what name the fee goes by, all members of a society are burdened with paying their portion.

We all pay. What we pay has nothing to do with our personal wealth, religion, educational accomplishments, race, nationality, sexual orientation or political affiliation. It has nothing to do with money. The fee we are charged requires a payment much more valuable than any currency that a nation can produce. The continued success of a society is dependent on THE MAJORITY to understand this