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    Welcome To My Pond
    Welcome To My Pond
    Welcome To My Pond
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    Welcome To My Pond

    By FrogCheeks

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    Why aren't there ever supertanker olive oil spills? All the animals would be pre-marinated.
    That would be delicious.

    The El Camino is the mullet of
    the automotive world.

    The first beer after work is almost as
    good as the nine I had during.

    I can't get the iCarly theme song out of my head
    and I have an erection. I hope they are not related.

    Brushing a dog is like eating crabs.
    You never finish, you just get tired.

    Creationists must think the
    Flintstones is a documentary.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherFrogCheeks
    Release dateMay 20, 2011
    ISBN9781458040626
    Welcome To My Pond
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    FrogCheeks

    Amphibian that's going to be big someday. You'll see. FU Dad!

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