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    Life Was Easier When Boys Were Stupid
    Life Was Easier When Boys Were Stupid
    Life Was Easier When Boys Were Stupid
    Ebook33 pages33 minutes

    Life Was Easier When Boys Were Stupid

    By Sarah Billington

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    Jess is at a party and girls and boys around her are locked together at the lips and hips.

    When did everyone grow up so fast? She's not sure she wants to, but her girl friend Carla points out a boy across the room with eyes only for Jess.

    Life Was Easier When Boys Were Stupid won the Gippsland Award in 2009's Fellowship of Australian Writers Awards.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSarah Billington
    Release dateApr 10, 2011
    ISBN9781458150004
    Life Was Easier When Boys Were Stupid
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    Sarah Billington

    Sarah Billington is an Australian writer and editor who likes to write stories with love, laughs, suspense and zombies. Sometimes all in the same story. Her favouritest thing to write about are those horrendously awkward moments that come with being a teenager. Or a human being. Sarah was extremely accident-prone and klutzy as a kid and teen, so her cup runneth over with experiences of horrendously awkward moments to draw from in her writing. Thankfully, she has grown out of her klutziness. Mostly. She is, however, still an embarrassment.She loves a variety of random things, which include Swing Dancing, Ice Hockey, Roller Derby and is a bit obsessive about paranormal investigation shows and channel E!.

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