I Slept With Your Imaginary Friend

By Adam P. Knave

Ever wonder what the sound of a life far-too-examined might be?

The thoughts and ravings of someone raised on too much pop culture and left to stew in his own thoughts?

Well, just add some Internet, a large dollop of caffeine and... you end up right here.

I SLEPT WITH YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND is a wide-ranging collection of Adam P. Knave's various humor writing from across the Internet, spanning close to a decade. As an added bonus, I SLEPT WITH YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND contains doses of recent short fiction for extra literary flavor.

Featuring:

*Luke Cage's invasion of a sovereign nation
*The real true facts about Pop-Tarts
*Details regarding Superman's hoopty
*The secret behind spam e-mail
*Ninjas, mad scientists, talking trees, disco super-heroes, annoying children from the far-flung future, AND MORE

Adam P. Knave is the author of a few prose books (Strange Angel, Crazy Little Things, Stays Crunchy In Milk), some comics (Agents Of The W.T.F., Black Decahedron), webcomics (Things Wrong With Me, Legend of the Burrito Blade), and was one of the editors of the Eisner and Harvey award-winning Popgun comics anthology from Image comics. He lives in New York with his cat and spends his nights headbutting crime.

In the face.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Creative Guy Publishing
• Release date: Feb 20, 2011
• ISBN: 9781894953757

Adam P. Knave

Adam P. Knave is a freelance writer and editor who has written fiction (CRAZY LITTLE THINGS and STRANGE ANGEL, STAYS CRUNCHY IN MILK), comics (LEGEND OF THE BURRITO BLADE and THINGS WRONG WITH ME and stories appearing in Image’s POPGUN anthology) and columns for sites such as thefoonote, TwoHeadedCat, PopCultureShock and MamaPop. He is also one of the editors of Image’s POPGUN anthology as well as other comic projects.

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