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Cheap Tequila: A Funny Urban Fantasy
Cheap Tequila: A Funny Urban Fantasy
Cheap Tequila: A Funny Urban Fantasy
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Cheap Tequila: A Funny Urban Fantasy

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In all of her long life, Desdemona Albrecht never thought that she would have to rely on a scrawny kid with a penchant for marijuana.

Andy Ballston uses a wide array of mind altering substances as he tries to find true love. From the innocent caffeine punch of a double tall latte, to the gut wrenching double shot of well drink tequila, Andy keeps tossing them back to ease his pain.

If you never thought that bullfighting and Battlestar Galactica would be mentioned in the same sentence, let alone the same book, you'd be wrong on both counts!

It's a lively romp through Seattle, Los Angeles, Mexico and even the fourth dimension as you follow this unlikely cast of characters as they try to get from one day to another.

You'll be entranced by the magic that is woven throughout the story, and you just might want a shot of tequila yourself by the time it's all through.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherThink Tank 7
Release dateJan 23, 2011
ISBN9781458141491
Cheap Tequila: A Funny Urban Fantasy
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John Poetzel

ABOUT THE AUTHOR John lives on the Big Island of Hawai'i, learning how to reduce his carbon footprint. There are more stories to come, but if you want bite-sized updates with pictures, visit his webpage: www.flipdingo.com

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