A Dork Named Dodson: The Stinky Dog Problem
By Hector Bean
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He's scrawny. He's got huge glasses. He's bad at sports. He's Dodson, and he's a great big dork. But somehow he always seems to get into zany situations with his best friend Squishy. Join him this time as he learns about responsibility and faces a problem that's, well...STINKY! Kids of all ages will love Dodson's second journal entry, which includes lots of fun pictures to go with the story.
Hector Bean
Hector Bean vehemently denies that his book series "A Dork Named Dodson" is based off of his own life, despite the fact that he wears enormous black-rimmed glasses and is a very large dork. When he isn't writing he enjoys going on walks to the mailbox and watching Star Trek: Voyager while eating chicken-fried steak.
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A Dork Named Dodson - Hector Bean
A Dork Named Dodson:
The Stinky Dog Problem
By Hector Bean
Published at Smashwords
Copyright 2013 by Hector Bean
Chapter 1:
A Stinky Introduction
Hello there. In case you haven’t read my diary—er, journal—before, my name is Dodson. And while I kind of hate to admit it sometimes, I’m a great big dork. A dork, a nerd, a dweeb, whatever you want to call it. It means that I’m really smart, but I’m not too popular at school or very good at sports and stuff. I’d much rather watch old Star Trek episodes than watch football. I’d much rather do my schoolwork than go to the mall with the other kids after school. But that’s just who I am, and I’ve come to accept that.
I’ve started this journal because I feel like a lot of crazy stuff happens in my life. I might not be popular, but I can promise you that my life is certainly interesting. Well, sometimes it’s interesting, and sometimes I guess it just kind of...stinks. And this week seemed like it was both of those things, to tell you the truth.
Chapter 2:
A Smelly Meeting
It was Monday after school, and my best friend Squishy and I were walking around town. We were heading slowly down the sidewalk through a quiet neighborhood, and we were talking about comic books. Specifically, we were talking about what had happened in the latest issue of Electro Blastius: Lord of Explosions.
"Remember that part where Electro Blastius