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    Santa's Little Helper: a Christmas carousal
    Santa's Little Helper: a Christmas carousal
    Santa's Little Helper: a Christmas carousal
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    Santa's Little Helper: a Christmas carousal

    By W H Oxley

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    A cautionary tale of how the patron saint of children, merchants, scholars, sailors and virgins has the misfortune to get mixed up with the tabloid press. .

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherW H Oxley
    Release dateNov 16, 2013
    ISBN9781310812323
    Santa's Little Helper: a Christmas carousal
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    W H Oxley

    Having spent years hustling a living as a photographer in England and Germany. I took up writing when i found myself in the middle of a German nowhere with not much to do. At present chilling out in the sun and hanging out with the lowlife on the French Riviera..

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