Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"
    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"
    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"
    Ebook43 pages29 minutes

    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"

    By Piso Mojado

    ()

    Read preview

    About this ebook

    This is both a fun and funny children's book and an adult satire. The Monster Family creates a TV program to extoll the favorite monster desserts, green stuff. Their popular show frightens an oil cartel, who believe the new popularity of vegetables will cause cooking oils to disappear. The Oils spread rumors that monster desserts are causing a pandemic. Monsters are banned from the airwaves.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPiso Mojado
    Release dateSep 22, 2013
    ISBN9781301101238
    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"
    Author

    Piso Mojado

    I am always happy when a reader takes an interest in one of my ebooks. There's millions of choices for the discerning searcher so it's somewhat of a miracle when someone even previews something that I have written. To date, my most popular ebooks have been "The Death Of Medicine", about a surgeon called 'The Savior Of Mothers' (his techniques are now being used to combat a possible mega-epidemic called 'CRE'); a short story that is an homage to The Twilight Zone ("11/11/11")and accurately presaged the current American political situation; a short story about the pilgrimage of a real-life Russian idealist entitled "Why The Russian Language May Be A Clever Hoax"; and a series of humor books, the "If You Like to Laugh" volumes. I also write children's books and children's comedy. I try to keep my humor clean and free from cruelty but, above all, very funny. "The Monsters That Were Afraid Of Children" and "The Dog Who Cried Woof" are my two most popular children's stories but I believe there are some undiscovered gems in my children's catalogue. Finally, I also write satirical pieces, such as "Canada died?", which reflects on my thoughts after I recently found one of those 'Canada. 1867-2008' in-memoriam nickels among my change. (Save those coins--they'll be worth a fortune some day) and the Rocky the Rock life-lessons series. I hope you enjoy all my books and stories. Sincerely, Piso Mojado

    Read more from Piso Mojado

    Related to Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"

    Related ebooks

    Children's Alphabet, Shapes & Other Concepts For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      Spider Girl

      Feb 1, 2024

      Like part of a web, my identity is tethered to my family, in which I am one of three girls—to this day, our mom still lovingly addresses us in a single unit as “Girls.” The post Spider Girl appeared first on The Millions.

      5 min read

    • Article

      Carrie Fountain

      Mar 1, 2020

      Outside Dublin, Texas the radio stationsdisappear and I’m left alone with the faintvoice of a call-in psychologist talkingto a man in Cleveland about the voiceof the self, the narratives that voicetells, how they can be sharp and wrongand cut to the

      5 min read

    • Article

      The Code of Hammurabi

      Nov 5, 2019

      The Code of Hammurabi
      12 min read

    • Article

      Jane Goodall

      Apr 1, 2024

      Jane Goodall
      7 min read

    • Article

      Three Poems

      Mar 1, 2019

      I was like you once, a sealed plastic bag of water filters floating on the sea. I thought my numbers proved my time and space on earth. I thought having children was a way of creating more love. I thought thoughts I was ashamed to speak in case they

      15 min read

    • Article

      A Symposium On The Mysterious

      Sep 1, 2023

      A Symposium On The Mysterious
      24 min read

    • Article

      I Am the Tooth Fairy

      Nov 14, 2019

      I Am the Tooth Fairy
      7 min read

    • Article

      When Life Bites

      Sep 14, 2020

      When Life Bites
      6 min read

    • Article

      READER Reviews

      Aug 4, 2020

      by Enid Blyton (Hodder Children’s Books, £6.99) Review by Amber, age eleven Malory Towers is about life in a boarding school. Darrell Rivers is a courageous twelve-year-old girl who joins the school in the summer term of the first year and quickl

      5 min read

    • Article

      Let’s Get Philosophical

      Jun 24, 2022

      Let’s Get Philosophical
      8 min read

    • Article

      I Am The Tooth Fairy

      Nov 1, 2020

      I Am The Tooth Fairy
      6 min read

    • Article

      Yara And The Witch Queen

      Oct 1, 2019

      I knew the dangers of witchcraft. My parents had told me about the time before I was born, when magic plagued our desert kingdom of Bahati. Untrained witch doctors trying to cure warts ended up paralyzing their patients or turning them into crocodile

      10 min read

    • Article

      May The Fort Be With You

      Nov 2, 2023

      May The Fort Be With You
      14 min read

    • Article

      Organic Matter

      Dec 6, 2021

      Organic Matter
      5 min read

    • Article

      The White Stuff

      Jun 9, 2020

      The White Stuff
      4 min read

    • Article

      Ashes to Ashes

      Mar 16, 2023

      Ashes to Ashes
      4 min read

    • Article

      Ashes to Ashes

      Mar 16, 2023

      Ashes to Ashes
      4 min read

    • Article

      Lambs To The Laughter

      Feb 26, 2024

      Good news. The Lamb National is back on. What do you mean you have no idea what the Lamb National is? I suppose it is possible that not everyone is as obsessed with sheep as I am. If you are not, I suggest you take up sheep as an obsession as soon as

      3 min read

    • Article

      A Path Through the Woods

      May 30, 2023

      A Path Through the Woods
      3 min read

    • Article

      The Kids Go WILD!

      Dec 18, 2022

      Mayhem and mirth with the man about the house The grandchildren wanted to go to the movies, but I insisted on the zoo. It was a sunny Sunday and the last place it seemed we should be was in a dark room full of strangers, chomping popcorn and watching

      2 min read

    • Article

      Service We’re Pleased To Be Of

      Sep 1, 2021

      Service We’re Pleased To Be Of
      6 min read

    • Article

      Mum’s The Word

      Apr 5, 2020

      Mum’s The Word
      9 min read

    Related categories

    Reviews for Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"

    0 ratings

    0 ratings0 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words

      Book preview

      Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children" - Piso Mojado

      q|4A;/tl}KV-~^d7VpOl-E+#SO^LD(o3Dyؼ#(QMٹj 5+`Cj  qAdf{i&
      Enjoying the preview?
      Page 1 of 1