Life Will Get You in the End: Short Stories by David Satterlee
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Short stories by David Satterlee. “[His writing is] humorous, bold, and adventurous all at once ... channeled through a facility for language and the music of words.”
Each story is short and sweet – or sometimes bittersweet – or just thought-provoking. There is often a surprise concluding twist that will "get you in the end." A gifted wordsmith, his range will surprise you.
Very human stories explore the extremes of life, loss, and love. David gives a stream-of-thought treatment to a love story involving elder-care; he presents a tale of xenophobic bullying in precise "Dr. Seuss" cadences; he explores gender relations and writes love poems. His engineering background provides technical credibility that will delight fans of hard science fiction.
David has a dry and sly sense of humor that enjoys irony, bad puns, and tongue-in-cheek allusions. He introduces several recurring iconic characters to watch for. Bobby is a bad boy; he is immature and usually gets it in the end, one way or another. Fergus Johnson explores gender relations; he is emotionally intelligent and usually knows how to live with women.
While avoiding being vulgar or salacious, a few stories treat on grown-up themes. A poem about the war in Vietnam contains disturbing images and profanity. Several stories allude to intimate moments or contain mild expletives. In a short play for two voices, a radio personality is deliberately crude; we are not amused.
In the front matter, David predicts: "I’ll bet that you will sometimes read a story again right away. I guarantee that you will come back to some of your favorites over and over... and recommend them to your friends."
David Satterlee
David Satterlee has eclectic interests that drive the broad range of his work. His very human stories often explore developing relationships. His essays advocate for personal, family, community and societal growth. “[His writing is] humorous, bold, and adventurous all at once ... channeled through a facility for language and the music of words.” David writes to tease, teach, and entertain. He does not spoon-feed every detail but, like other good literature, leaves morsels on the table to be picked up, examined, chewed and savored.After retiring from a quarter-century of industrial control, computer and communications work in manufacturing and refining, David spent a decade as a consulting herbalist, and went on to manage media production for a Utah publisher. In all this time, He pursued a personal quest to understand why we think, believe, and act the way we do. He developed from a lay minister, through interests in meditation, natural healing, psychology, and philosophy. Now mobility and neurologically disabled, he reads, writes and hopes to make his part of the world a better place.David and Dianna live in a small, rural Iowa town deep in the middle of the middle of elsewhere. Despite being married, they are exceptionally-good friends. They recreate with cats, mostly, in a remodeled 1880s Workman's Victorian home right on Main Street. Dianna is a retired elementary school teacher with additional experience in library science, gifted/talented programs and music. She still gives music lessons and indulges a passion for writing and playing music "in the cracks." In their spare time, they entertain neighbors with their liberal and eccentric antics.
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Life Will Get You in the End - David Satterlee
Life Will Get You in the End:
Short Stories by David Satterlee
(by David Satterlee)
Copyright 2009-2013 David Satterlee.
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Dedicated to: Dianna and the critters
They know where to find me … and how to bring me back.
Praise for David Satterlee and Life Will Get You in the End
[His writing is] humorous, bold, and adventurous all at once … channeled through a facility for language and the music of words.
Each story is short and sweet – or sometimes bittersweet – or just thought-provoking. You will often discover a surprise concluding twist that will get you in the end,
and make you want to read the story again. Mark your favorites and share them with friends.
The author's range is amazing. Very human stories explore the extremes of life, loss, and love. David gives a stream-of-thought treatment to a love story involving elder-care; he presents a tale of xenophobic bullying in precise Dr. Seuss
cadences; he explores gender relations and writes love poems. His engineering background provides technical credibility that will delight fans of hard science fiction. Some stories are about grown-up issues.
David has a sly sense of humor that enjoys irony, bad puns, and tongue-in-cheek allusions. He introduces several iconic characters: Bobby is a bad boy; he is immature and usually gets it in the end, one way or another. Fergus Johnson explores gender relations; he is emotionally intelligent and usually knows how live with women.
Also by David Satterlee
Chum for Thought (essays)
Building Your Network Business (self-improvement)
Honoring My Father: Coming to Terms (Memorium)
Follow the author at:
DavidSatterlee.blogspot.com
@DavidSatterlee
@ChumForThought
SocioDynamics.org
facebook.com/david.satterlee
Table of Contents
Introduction
Grandma’s Precious Things
Going to see Jesse
True Love’s Passion
Lust in the Morning
Starting a New Career
Oceans of Love
Sample Time
A Man of Letters
Colony Survey Review Report
I. H. T. F. P. (I Have Truly Found Paradise)
The Strange Kid
Thank you for your hospitality
The Nehushta Serpent
The Fondue Plot
The Two Heroes of Thompsonville
The Certain Rewards of Hard Work
The Hanging Offense
An Object of Urgency
Thoughts of Spring
Haiku of the Earth
A Small Collection of Cinquains
A Small Collection of Limericks
The Lament of Solomon
Social Capital
And They Shall be as One
You Must Love Thy Neighbor
I’m gonna sit right down and write my love a letter…
You Are So Beautiful
The Art of Seeing
Pogo Had it Right
If You Were Alone
The Pledge
Gathering Courage
No Ifs About It
Mother’s Favorite Brownie Recipe
A Litterer Goes to Court
Linda Takes a Shot at Marriage
The One That Got Away
Touching Women
Being Depressed
The Ugly Baby
Being True to the Best of What You Are
Allen Porter: Dayton Cowboy Comes Full Circle
A Marriage Made in Heaven
Everyone Takes a Test
How to Build a Joke
Analysis of the Creative Process
Tribal Family Values
Gratitude to the reader – and a request
Introduction
A writer doesn’t always know how something is going to come out when he starts. In fact, it’s a real rush to let a character or situation run loose and do something unexpected. So, this stuff is all over the map. With any luck, it should keep you off-balance and wondering what you’ll find next.
I have been told, by a long-time author, that my writing is humorous, bold, and adventurous all at once … channeled through a facility for language and the music of words.
That was very kind. Thank you.
You should know that a few of these stories may not be for everyone. I occasionally take the liberty of using mild profanity, describing intimate situations, or introducing politically incorrect ideas. I can be a bit of a prude myself and, while I intend to be colorful and interesting, I do not intend to shock, offend, or arouse. I don’t believe that any of these stories are outside common community standards, but I thought that it should be mentioned up-front.
You will find a nurturing poem to read to a preschooler, several pieces on gender relations, and some science fiction. A lot of the stories are flash fiction
with a twist — very short stories that deliberately lull you into a mood before dropping you on your head. Damn, that’s fun. I don’t know how to explain the piece on bullying that sounds like Dr. Seuss.
Some characters are iconic. Don’t assume that Fergus Johnson is always the same guy trying to figure out the same woman, or that Billie is always the same bad boy; he comes to too many unfortunate ends.
Okay, off you go. Have some fun. And, remember that life will get you in the end too.
DavidS
Grandma’s Precious Things
I wrote this poem in 2004 for a grandchild. You know who you are. And, you’re still welcome to visit at every opportunity!
I always love when Grandma comes
to visit with us here.
It's like a special holiday
to have my Grandma near.
I like it when she reads to me
while sitting on her lap.
I like it when she sings a song
to me before my nap.
And so one day I told my Mom
it didn't seem too fair
that Grandma only came to us
but we'd not visit there.
"Why can't we go to Grandma's house?
I really want to know.
I like when she comes over here
because I love her so."
My Mama looked real funny and
she sat me on a chair.
I wondered what was wrong that she
had made me sit right there.
She frowned again and looked at me
while thinking what to say.
I'm really glad she smiled at last
and talked to me that day.
"I know you love your Grandma and
I know she loves you too.
She loves to come and see us and
she loves to visit you.
"But Grandma's place is different than
our house where children play.
She has a lot of precious things
that you might hurt some day."
"You'll break her chickens made of glass
and all her precious things.
You'll tear the pages in her books
and try on all her rings.
"You'll run around your Grandma's house
and jump on all her chairs.
You'll slide on all her little rugs
and bump down all her stairs.
"You'll open all her closets up
and try on all her clothes.
You'll use her pretty table cloth
to wipe your drippy nose.
"You'll run around pretending that
you're flying in the air.
You'll make her yellow tabby cat
go hide beneath the chair."
It made me sad to think about
the things that mother said.
I almost felt like crying as
I laid there in my bed.
I really wouldn't want to break
my Grandma's precious stuff.
I only want to visit her
and wouldn't play too rough.
I'd only play with just the things
that Grandma let me touch.
I truly would be quiet there
and not make noise so much.
The rules are sometimes different when
you're in another place.
If only they would let me go
I wouldn't run and chase.
So when I woke tomorrow I
would tell my mother that
I promised to be careful and
leave stuff where it was at.
I'd try to be more thoughtful and
I'd walk instead of run.
I'd talk instead of shouting but
I still could have some fun.
I'd ask to see her pictures of
the places she had been.
I'd listen to her stories of
our family way back when.
And so it really happened that
we got into the car
and went to visit Grandma's house.
It wasn't very far.
My Grandma smiled and said that she
was glad that we were there.
She said that she had baked a batch
of cookies we could share.
I mostly looked but didn't touch
but that was really hard.
So once or twice they told me I
should go play in the yard.
When I came in I had to wipe
my feet upon a mat.
She let me jump from just two steps
and pet the yellow cat.
She told me stories of the time
when Mother had been small;
before the time that I was born
and wasn't here at all.
Of course she hugged and kissed me and
she told she would care
about how I was growing and
that I was welcome there.
She said that she had noticed that
I didn't tease the cat
and that I paid attention to
the place where I was at.
But you,
she said, "mean more to me
than any fancy thing.
I'm grateful for your visit and
you make my old heart sing.
"I want you to remember though
that when the