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    Edward Reknown Interplanetary Superstar
    Edward Reknown Interplanetary Superstar
    Edward Reknown Interplanetary Superstar
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    Edward Reknown Interplanetary Superstar

    By Kenneth Guthrie

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    "Yeah, I'm fat and I know it, baby," Edward yells at the TV weather caster, his fat belly jiggling as he gyrates and pumps his hips. Cat watches on. It is amused. Master is on a roll today. Somewhere deep above an alien considers the foolish human and his maniac dance. There's an job that they need a fool for. It considers. "He'll do," it says. And so the adventure begins for our Edward Renown.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLunatic Ink Publishing
    Release dateAug 31, 2013
    ISBN9781301746095
    Edward Reknown Interplanetary Superstar
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    Kenneth Guthrie

    Kenneth Guthrie is a writer of sci-fi, fantasy and crime novels.Profile image credit: Vincent Gerbouin at Pexels.com

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