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Badass Jones Foul Mouthed Zombie Hunter. We've Lost The Walmart
By Thom Bruning
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Welcome to the World of Badass Jones. A perfect recipe for entertainment: a mixture of Southern Gothic, dark humor, violence, foul language, and plenty of cool. Then you throw in some Zombies
Going to Walmart on payday is bad. Going to Walmart when it's full of zombies is a whole other level of pain. Come along with Badass Jones as he deals with the undead shoppers and a lunatic with a rifle.
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Thom Bruning
Thom Bruning is holed up in a small town in Deep East Texas with his wife and boy. He writes zombie short stories with a humorous twist featuring Badass Jones. Join Badass in action packed, full-on Zombie confrontations at The Walmart, the tax office, a backyard BBQ and the Sweet Baby Jesus School of Immaculate Toddlers. Thom likes making people laugh, eating chinese food every Tuesday with friends, and shooting when ammunition supplies allow.
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