Speed Bump Charlie's ABC

By Susan Day

Speed Bump Charlie is the evil genius in the Astro's Adventures series of children's books. He got sick and tired of all the nicey, nicey stuff and decided to write his own ABC book for kiddies. If nothing else it is sickening and yucky but I'm sure your child will enjoy it. Well, I think they will. I mean they will if they like worms, rancid putrid bogs and generally things that slither and slop across the floor.

This is a poem and was written to be read out loud in the dark. This not only makes it sound better but will have much more impact at scaring children half to death! So, enjoy... I think.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Susan Day
• Release date: May 16, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301374687

Susan Day

Susan is an author, canine behaviourist, and a storyteller. She lives with her family and dogs, in particular, Rocky the Border collie and Stella, the blind dog. She spends her time blogging, writing and illustrating; training and counselling dogs and being bossed around by the family cat, Speed Bump Charlie and his sidekick, Furball (see Dogs in Space). Susan travelled around the world twice before she was seven years old. It seemed only fitting that the wonderful events she experienced and the places she visited on these journeys be recorded for history. Thus, her story telling skills began. Firstly, to Rupert Bear, her lifelong companion, and then to a host of imaginary friends and finally to her pet dog once the family finally set down roots in Australia. Susan is passionate about children's literature and wants to inspire children to be better people and encourage them to follow their dreams. She runs workshops for children teaching them how to form the wonders of their imaginations into stories. Susan lives in a small country town where there are more kangaroos than people. She shares her country property with four dogs, three cats, three rescue guinea pigs and a very large fish and her patient husband. More about her adventures are reflected in Clarence the Snake from Dunolly.

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Speed Bump Charlie’s ABC

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Speed Bump Charlie’s ABC

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