A Flurry of Furry

By A Flurry Of Furry

A Flurry of Furry is a project in which a handful of anonymous furry co-authors pieced together a novella, paragraph by paragraph. The finished result was a ten story compilation of nonsense, humor, drama, suspense, romance, and eroticism. Some of the stories involve adult situations between two or more males. As such, it is intended for audiences 18 and up only.

I. Ninety-Nine Coyotes in the Blue Moon Light (poetry, 1055 words)
II. The Legend of the Wark (nonsense, 166 words)
III. The Enchanted Talisman (kink, 3239 words)
IV. Barkley and Woofington (comedy, 1879 words)
V. The Big Dog on Campus (kink, 7164 words)
VI. Ten Years (sci-fi, 2612 words)
VII. Little Red Riding Food (comedy, 2612 words)
VIII. Boy Couldn't Handle His Alcohol (kink, 4201 words)
IX. Alone (suspense, 7063 words)
X. The Lion Queen (comedy, 2319 words)

• Language: English
• Publisher: A Flurry Of Furry
• Release date: Mar 11, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301057795

A Flurry Of Furry

"A Flurry of Furry" is a project in which a handful of anonymous furry co-authors pieced together a novella, paragraph by paragraph. The finished result was a ten story compilation of nonsense, humor, drama, suspense, romance, and eroticism. Best of all: upon release, A Flurry of Furry will be available for only 1USD in all of your favorite ebook formats! Check out the free sample of A Flurry of Furry to get a taste, and hand over that dollar bill when you're ready for the full thing! (That's what he said.) **But I want to give you more money!?** Too bad! Please donate to your favorite furry art site, furry story site, furry web comic, furry book/comic store, animal preservation charity, etc. DO NOT ever give us any extra money. Ever! *shakes fist* **But I want this ebook for free!** We'll give out a copy here and there. Follow A Flurry of Furry on Twitter (a link is in the section below). How often will we give out vouchers/coupons for free copies? Who knows!? Whenever we freaking feel like it, jerk-face! **This compilation is intended for Adults Only.**

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A FLURRY OF FURRY

A collection of ten anthropomorphic short stories

Collectively authored by:

a handful of anonymous co-authors

Front Cover Illustration/Design By:

one anonymous illustrator

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Published by A Flurry of Furry at Smashwords

Copyright 2013 A Flurry of Furry

Table of Contents

Introduction/Mumbo-Jumbo

1 - Ninety-Nine Coyotes in the Blue Moon Light

(poetry, nonsense, humor)

2 - The Legend of the Wark

(nonsense, humor)

3 - The Enchanted Talisman

(m/m erotica, kink, nonsense, fantasy)

4 - Barkley & Woofington

(comedy, nonsense)

5 - The Big Dog on Campus

(coming-of-age, m/m erotica, kink)

6 - Ten Years

(sci-fi, suspense)

7 - Little Red Riding Food

(fairy tale, kink, male erotica, comedy, nonsense)

8 - Boy Couldn't Handle His Alcohol

(drama, m/m erotica, kink)

9 - Alone

(horror, drama, suspense)

10 - The Lion Queen

(nonsense, comedy)

Thank You

Introduction

A Flurry of Furry is a collection of ten anthropomorphic short stories by handful of furry authors. It is intended for laughs and entertainment only, and to give the fandom a cheap collaborative compilation from within the community (although, given the anonymity of the project, the reader won't know who is actually doing the writing).

As a warning, the creators wish to inform you that some of the content contained herein is of an ADULT NATURE!! Oooh!

All of these stories were written by various authors paragraph-by-paragraph or, in some instances, passed around one sentence at a time.

Other than the dollar that you spent to help us cover some of the costs of making this ebook, this effort is STRICTLY not for profit. If you, dear and handsome reader, so choose to open your wallet in celebration of A Flurry of Furry; please consider donating to some of your favorite art sites, story sites, book/comic stores, web comics and/or animal charities.

All of the writers and contributors to this project would like to humbly thank you for picking up this book. You are a constant source of inspiration, and we hope you enjoy these tales.

Mumbo-Jumbo

Any characters, places, things and events depicted in the following stories are works of fiction. Any resemblance to a person, place, thing or event is accidental and coincidental; except in the case of celebrities, whose name/likeness is only used for satirical or parody purposes. These tales are a labor of quite a few co-authors; and are for intended for humor and entertainment only.

All rights reserved; including the right to reproduce this work, in whole or in part, in any form. Unauthorized copying, sharing, modifying or distributing without written consent by the copyright holder is prohibited.

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Ninety-Nine Coyotes in the Blue Moon Light

Ninety-nine coyotes in the blue moon light

Howl and yip and play, all through the night.

On the weekends they skinny dip in the lake.

And the first Sunday of the month they all get together to circle-jerk.

Who knows the thoughts going through their heads,

As they vandalize the school with paint that’s red?

Resurrecting the ancient stone, tree and fire gods;

Their crimson pentagram had worked against all odds.

They thought the deities would bring nothing but fun,

But now ninety-nine coyotes have found themselves on the run.

Their moonlit talk of manly hunks would have to wait,

But their groins pounded with their nightly need to masturbate.

Stealing a police car would be easy for you and me.

But the ninety-nine coyotes have paws, don’t you see?

Frantically they searched for a way to escape.

Until the gods were like Hey guys we just want to party!

So the coyotes got whiskey and rum and beer,

While the gods took straight shots of everclear.

All the other animals were just watching and being all,

You guys are crazy, man! You guys are crazy.

They went to the old junkyard and started nomming on things.

Dishwashers, fax machines, and -holy crap!- chicken wings!

Chicken wings are delicious.

Yeah they are.

If Backstreet’s back, alright!

Then where were they before that?

Wasn’t that, like,

their first album?

Ninety-nine coyotes strummed on an old lute.

And they dressed in frilly hats and old-timey boot.

They took turns deep throating each other,

And cum is really hard to get out of fur.

They don’t mind if you watch.

It kind of turns them on, yeah.

Maybe even join in.

Come on, lend a hand you jerk!

They climbed like ninjas up a wall,

And then zip-lined down a cord to the park.

Whooosh!

That’s the sound it made.

By now they just left the gods behind.

They were such lightweights.

We’re better off without ya!

One of them might have said.

By then it was cold, kinda,

So they made a fire and hung out.

When it was said that they were skinny dipping, earlier?

Well, they don’t wear clothes so maybe they skinny dip every time they’re in water.

Oh no! A car chase!

Bang! Goes the sounds.

It’s the gods who made the sound,

A second wind they had found.

But then the gods passed out again,

They said they were up late catching up on Walking Dead or something.

This one coyote has a throwing star.

It would be really embarrassing to get killed by one of those.

Ninety-nine coyotes decided to play a prank

On these senior citizens who were walking laps around the park.

They gave them free scuba lessons

Without any scuba gear.

OMG one of the coyotes had a broken heart!

The love of his life was boning someone else.

And when he fell asleep

The other ninety-eight coyotes teabagged him.

Thirty-two coyotes went to the Grand Canyon.

And thirty three more rigged it with explosives.

The other thirty-three developed cross-dimensional technology.

The one lonesome coyote could suck his own dick so he just stayed behind and did that.

Thirty-three coyotes cloned themselves

So there were way more than ninety-nine coyotes now.

So when they went to Taco Bell for midnight munchies

They had to wait FOREVER at the drive-thru. Thanks guys, seriously.

There was a coyote with a scar,

And he knew how to navigate a sailboat.

Another coyote was good at travelling via car,

And he got pulled over for driving under the influence.

Ninety-eight coyotes went to the jailhouse.

And they used a bunch of dynamite to bust out the other one.

He was so happy that he jizzed.

It was everywhere and it was awesome.

In the heart of the deepest valley, under cover of darkness

There was a place where no mortal eye could ever find it,

Making almost no sound,

Ninety-nine coyotes were going balls-deep in each other.

Have you ever had someone lick your balls?

At first I thought it would be weird.

But it felt really good.

You should try it.

The thrall of canines (with the powers of all the elements)

Decided to use their abilities for good.

The blue moon still shone brightly upon their furred heads.

They hunted down the evil shadow demon (who is a bastard).

The bastard monster from outer space

Grew so large that his mass could not be contained.

Still, the coyotes stood against him.

They would prove their might against this fearsome foe.

Ninety-nine coyotes snarled and lunged forward to attack,

And the dark beast was like hey guys I just want to party!

So, the normal-sized coyotes all climbed on the hulking demon

And much humping went on.

Oh man, the demon moaned,

You guys are really good at sex.

And he spurted some cum all over the trees

The birds living in the trees were not happy about this.

"That’s what you get for pooping on my villagers heads,

Everytime I tap you with my finger on Happy Street,"

Muttered the shadowfiend to the birds.

They just looked off all pissed off and didn’t say anything.

Ninety-nine coyotes and their new friend the demon,

Had fun through the night exchanging semen.

But it was almost time for the sun to rise,

And the smartest one had an idea that was wise:

Let’s use our mastery over the elements to be a dick to people!

So they zapped anybody that came into the woods.

But before long they realized that zapping each other was just as fun.

So they played tag with their static-charged paws.

Ninety-nine coyotes in the blue moon light

Had partied all through the night.

All the other animals in the forest started to join in.

Even the ones that were based on Pokémon.

They let out a grunt as they pawed each other in the lake.

They explored their bodies with their fingers in the trees.

They moaned when they took it in the rump on all fours.

Their balls tingled with pleasure sucking cock down on their knees.

Ninety-nine coyotes woke up the next day around noon,

After they had a pretty good time under the blue moon.

Picking up their cell phone, they called all their friends.

Because, tonight, they’re going to do it all again.

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The Legend of the Wark

(written in the ancient language)

Wan daye theer waws a shark and a woulfe. Upon theyr dynner tayble there rested a rocke. Thee rocke was to be theyr meale. Thee shark spitteth roars at thee woulfe, for he hungereth verily. Thee woulfe snapped his teethe and jawes at thee shark, for he hungereth verily.

Each daye thys occurred. Upon thee wan-hundredth-and-forty-seventh daye, the woulfe sayeth, NO MOURE! and bit thee shark.

Thee shark, having his face inside of thee woulfe, sayeth, AWAAAAAAAA!

Thee woulfe founde