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Professional Zero
Professional Zero
Professional Zero
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Lovelorn twentysomething Barry Trinsic presides (barely) over a dysfunctional crew at a small-town cable TV company, keeping his head down as he tries to figure out what to do with his life. But when a gung-ho new boss threatens to turn his department upside-down, his mutinous employees push back. And when an unexpected love interest turns into the worst blind date in history, Barry's annoyed roommates join the fray. Angry churches, a Dilbertesque work environment, and a secret video exposé all conspire to undermine what remains of his sanity. Can romance bloom amid the chaos? Find out in this witty, screwball comedy.

LanguageEnglish
Release dateMar 9, 2013
ISBN9780983820796
Professional Zero
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Henry P. Mahone

Henry P. Mahone has written full-time for technology magazines since 1998. His hobbies have all suffered immensely since he became a parent and bought an HDTV. He lives in the American Great Plains with his wife, daughter, and snarling curs.

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