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    Stoner Story Time
    Stoner Story Time
    Stoner Story Time
    Ebook131 pages30 minutes

    Stoner Story Time

    By Frank Tolson III

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    Stoner Story Time is a hilarious take on how stoners spend their final year on Earth before the Mayan calendar and possibly the entire world comes to an end. Featuring burnout bunnies, toking turkeys, ganja loving ghosts, vaporizing vampires, zoned-out zombies, weed stealing aliens and more. Stoner Story Time promises to take you on a trip that you won't forget - unless you're really stoned.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherFrank Tolson III
    Release dateNov 6, 2012
    ISBN9781301414178
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      Stoner Story Time - Frank Tolson III

      Stoner Story Time

      Frank Tolson III

      Copyright © 2012 Frank Tolson III

      Smashwords Edition

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      Table of Contents

      Part I: Poems

      1 Selling Stoner Story Time

      2 Damn You Easter Bunny

      3 My Stoner Weekend

      4 Old Jimmy Cole

      5 High Til You Die

      6 The Little Stoner Spider

      7 It's Twilight Time

      8 Close Encounters of the Stoned Kind (part 1)

      9 The Tale of Pothead Phil

      10 The Drought

      11 Halloween

      12 Kitty's Ditty

      13 Street Sweeper

      14 Close Encounters of the Stoned Kind (part 2)

      15 Twinkle Twinkle Little J

      16 Irreconcilable Differences

      17 Tom the Toker

      18 It's A Pity

      19 Uncle Mike and My New Bike

      20 My ABC's of P.O.T.

      21 My Final Year

      22 Good Deal Gone Bad

      Part II: Haiku

      1 AK47

      2 Alder Point

      3 Alaskan Matunuska Thunderfuck

      4 Amsterdam Flame

      5 Asian Fantasy

      6 Big Fatty

      7 Bizarre

      8 Black Widow

      9 Blue Burmese

      10 Blue Moonshine

      11 Bubblegum

      12 Bullrider

      13 Cherry Bomb

      14 Chronic

      15 Doc. Kevorkian

      16 Durban Poison

      17 Dutch Dragon

      18 Early Girl

      19 Flo

      20 G-13

      21 Great White Shark

      22 Herojuana

      23 Hogsbreath

      24 Honeydew

      25 Ice

      26 Jack Flash

      27 Juicy Fruit

      28 Kali Mist

      29 Master Kush

      30 Maui Wowie

      31 Mean Green

      32 Misty

      33 Molasses

      34 Mt. Shasta

      35 Mystique

      36 Northern Lights

      37 Oregon Gold

      38 Purple Haze

      39 Queen

      40 Romulan

      41 Sensei Star

      42 Silver Pearl

      43 Strawberry Web

      44 Super Skunk

      45 Thaitanic

      46 Trinity

      47 Warlock

      48 White Chocolate

      49 White Rhino

      50 White Widow

      Selling Stoner Story Time

      Hey there people

      Got a second

      Take a look at what I’ve got

      It’s going to revolutionize the way

      That people smoke their pot

      It’s a collection of poems

      Stories, songs, and nursery rhymes

      So get your friends

      And get your weed

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