The Squirrel Stole My Thong and Other Reasons I'm Still Single
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Los Angeles is superficial, plastic and damn proud of it. It's glitz and tits and if you aren't blonde, twenty-three years old, six feet tall, and one hundred twenty pounds, you really shouldn't even bother moving there. I lived in LA for many years but I had to leave. They actually sent me an eviction notice once I passed the one hundred twenty five pound mark. Seriously, I wanted to live in a place where I could breathe the air, drink water out of the tap and not be mocked because I don't look like a Somali orphan. Thus starts my journey through the worst economic downturn in recent memory where every single thing has happened to me. Join me on my wild ride filled with more laughs, strange sights and killer squirrels than you can shake a stick at.
Deirdre Sargent
Deirdre Sargent was born in San Francisco where she learned to charm the nice Italians out of snow cones. She has a degree in theatre arts and is a graduate of the American Academy of Dramatic Arts - West. She has been involved in theatre since she was eight including performing with the California Shakespeare Festival.Deirdre has been writing since college even if it was mainly on dressing room walls. Her style tends towards the humorous and irreverent, however she is also a huge Disney fan and is writing an extensive collection of guidebooks filled with her irreverent humor.Her next adult satirical humor book "I'm Bitchy Because I'm Starving" will be released in 2014 along with a Humorous, Irreverent Guide Through Epcot.
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