The Tell Tale Cat: The Psychic Cat Mysteries, #2
By SM Reine
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The multiverse's greatest detective returns! When left for a weekend trip, Mr. Poe finds himself searching for a missing clock containing the infernal soul of Ronald Hickenbotham, a not-so-remarkable warlock and beloved husband. The clock needs to be wound every three days to preserve Ronald's soul. It's already been gone for over twenty-four hours. Mr. Poe can hear the clock's tell tale ticking throughout Haven, but can a werehuman kitten psychic detective solve the mystery before Ronald is lost forever?
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The Tell Tale Cat - SM Reine
1
The Feline Himself
Let it be said that birth means nothing and there is no challenge a dedication to brilliance can’t overcome. I am a testament to this truth: born under a patio, raised in a box, and given nothing except a scratching post and feather on a string.
Only through sheer doggedness could I become the infamous Mr. Poe.
I’m sure you’ve heard of me by now. Everyone around Haven has heard rumors of the young detective responsible for stopping a murderous vampire in the heart of their community. The sheriff, Gwyneth Gresham, claimed that I’m one of her many grandnephews but refused to offer details, leaving me an enigma. Yet they all know that, were it not for Mr. Poe, someone who hid a body in their wine cellar would still lead their knitting circle. Miss Draconia had been both honey and vinegar in her rule of the powerful knitting circle—a baffling organization to be sure, but one respected by all of Flynn Bay—and it had shocked the town for someone so prestigious to be exposed.
There was one important rule for anyone who wanted to remain in Haven: no violence, especially murdering. Miss Draconia had killed one of her vampire brethren. Though she believed her pursuit to be just, she had violated the law.
Justice came in the form of Gwyneth’s mysterious nephew. Of course infamy befell me.
How remarkable!
the locals rightfully exclaim, unaware that I might be listening to their conversations while purring in a nearby lap.
You see, I’m not really Gwyneth Gresham’s grandnephew. It’s only a plausible excuse because her family comprises noncats shapeshifting into wolves. I am a cat who shapeshifts into a human. There is a significant difference.
Legend says werewolves are cursed but most shapeshifters are simply blessed. I swallowed a magical artifact and was imbued with the power of changing shapes, so I could surrender my superior feline form to one without hair and more dexterous paws. It enabled me to mask myself as a noncat and solve a murder by diving into the bowels of Town Hall and facing down a vampire. When she fell upon a wooden stake, I was bathed in her ash, born anew. I transcended lycanthropy.
When I wasn’t conquering evil, I lived with my mummies, Izzy and Suzy. They love me very much. They will never see my uglier, ganglier noncat form. I am rightfully perfect in their eyes and have no desire to change that perception. I’d conducted the entire mystery while they were out of town. The instant they came home, I resumed my pleasantly normal life as a cat.
I only shapeshifted once, and it was four days after catching Miss Draconia. My mummies went to lunch in town with Penny, the vampire orc blacksmith, and I wanted to see if I could still change. With some experimentation, I could. The reflex feels very much like letting out my claws, except instead of flexing my toes, I’m flexing every bone in my body.
Once human, I opened another can of cat food before returning to normal.
Oh, did you feed him?
Izzy exclaimed when she came home. I already gave him a can this morning.
What?
Suzy asked, already on the couch with a book, paying no attention.
My hijinks went undetected. I licked my whiskers clean on Suzy’s lap. I didn’t surrender my feline form again for weeks.
It was a sunny Sunday morning when my mommies pulled out their suitcases and I realized they were leaving for another trip.
My mummies are important, as far as noncats go. Suzy is an angel. She dedicates herself to work in the Ethereal Levant, which is some city in some other plane of existence where there are, she tells me, absolutely no cats. (We’re in agreement that this makes Haven a far superior place.) Izzy is an ambassador of some kind, and also tutors new necromancers.
Both are enmeshed in the dull fluffery of interplanar politics, which is all well and good, I suppose, though I find it difficult to care that much. Nowhere can be more important, more vibrant, than my home in Haven.
I refused to let them go without a fight. I colonized the hostile presence of the suitcases open on my bed. I planted myself right in the place where Izzy was trying to place her folded underwear. Oh, honey, look. He knows we’re going.
She reached down to pet me, so I took a swipe at her lovely hand. Her face melted into adoration. Naturally, I retracted my claws before the swipe to avoid scarring her. I only wanted to register a complaint, not hurt her.
Get out of the suitcase, stinky.
Suzy sounded mean, but she scooped me up gently. I sank my claws into the cloth of the suitcase, so I stuck. Izzy pressed on my paw pads to retract them, allowing me to be relocated to the comfortable swells of Suzy’s human breasts. Annoyed, I crawled down the neck of her shirt and positioned myself on her chest. Suzy wore an elastic strap around her bosom where I could sit for support. It grew more difficult daily. I was growing bigger as well as cleverer. Suzy grunted at my weight. Yeah, stinky, like I want your stink in my bra.
I’m never stinky, for the record. Suzy knew this. It wasn’t my fault she sometimes skipped