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    Hey! Romantic Vampire. Stop it.
    Hey! Romantic Vampire. Stop it.
    Hey! Romantic Vampire. Stop it.
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    Hey! Romantic Vampire. Stop it.

    By Vampire Man

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    This is a book which needs to be preserved for future archeologists when they dig out e-readers.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherVampire Man
    Release dateJul 19, 2012
    ISBN9781476015040
    Hey! Romantic Vampire. Stop it.
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    Vampire Man

    Hi guys. I am The Vampire Man. A writer who considers Mr.Romantic Vampire as the sole topic worthy of discussion for the mankind. P.S- Please start writing something else also people.

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