Bare Cock Holmes
By Nate Tanner
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A perverted parody by erotic author Nate Tanner.
When Sherlock Holmes sends Dr. Watson on a mission to collect very intimate evidence from the ass of notorious London rogue 'Long John' Bailey, the good doctor finds out that the young tradesman lives up to his name. But will Watson's sexual misadventures lead to the unraveling of Holmes' carefully constructed case?
Can raunchy gay sex and the force of intellect save the British Empire from German treachery?
~Excerpt~
"In a word, Watson, your promiscuous prick overflows with information," Holmes said, puffing away at his pipe. "Why, the smegma, Watson! The shit! The masculine seed spilt in contradiction to every human and divine law! The richest fossil strata of Colorado cannot compare to the sedimentary layers that your many partners have left for me to taste under your sweet foreskin."
"You don’t mean---!"
"You may rest assured that I do." Holmes smiled indulgently at me. "By sucking you, Watson, I taste the asses that have engulged your prick. And the pricks that have fucked those asses. And the asses that those pricks have entered... Do you comprehend now, Watson? By degrees, the circle expands!"
"But how far?"
"To all of London!" cried Holmes, in rapture. "By tasting your prick, I’ve tasted London’s sexual underworld in its entirety. Every cock and every ass that has ever come into indirect contact with yours!" He smiled owlishly. "And I did not even need to stir from my favorite chair to do so."
"But that’s incredible, Holmes!"
"And yet, Watson," my friend went on with a shrewd leer, "it is precisely on the basis of the clues you have provided me that, tonight, we will venture to solve the case at hand!"
Nate Tanner
Nate Tanner was born in Iowa in 1980. His Zodiac sign is Gemini.He realized he was gay on the day he turned 18.After living a "shamelessly tempestuous" lifestyle in college and his 20s, Nate decided to share his experiences with the world by becoming an erotic fiction author. He writes in spare moments at his hectic day job, while by night he can be found prowling the Midwest for cute boys.
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