Shiver Me
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“Great-Aunt Zeta left me bones?”
“Well it’s a full, disassembled skeleton actually.” The lawyer for Zeta Rose pushed the lid up on the big old leather suitcase.
Violet Rose stared at the carefully placed bones in the navy blue velvet interior. Yep. They were bones all right. She knew her aunt had been crazy but a serial killer? “A real live, I mean dead, skeleton?” Her mouth was dry as she contemplated it. What am I supposed to do with that? Do I tell the police? Bury it? Say no thanks?
Joseph Catchpole, the lawyer laughed at her dismay. “Well, I’m not sure how real it is. Even though there is a certificate of authenticity, it was certified in a time when anything could be forged for the right money. Your Aunt Zeta was somewhat a colorful woman and would have found much enjoyment out of something so unusual.” He rustled around in the paperwork on his desk. “Ah, here it is.” He handed her a piece of paper.
It was a certificate of authenticity from a coroner. Oh this day just keeps getting weirder. Violet looked at the lawyer then the paper. He looked deadly serious. Was this normal for him or was he unshockable due to his profession? Were weird bequests normal for him? The date up at the top of the document said July 27, 1911. Holy crap. Who would have bones certified? And why wouldn’t a coroner ask why the need to authenticate or did that happen a lot back then? The paperwork indicated the bones dated back to approximately the early seventeen hundreds. “Bizarro world,” Violet murmured as she read on. Attached to the certificate was a list of people who had owned the bones. The last name was Zeta’s. What the hell was that about? Why had so many people kept these bones? And why her aunt?
“There is quite a history on this skeleton,” he said. “Some say it belongs to a pirate who was the scourge of the Pacific and that there is a spell that can bring him to life.”
And some people are space cadets. “No doubt they believe the spell will provide them with a pirate’s treasure.” Some people had too much time on their hands. To believe in buried treasure was to believe in the tooth fairy as far as Violet was concerned. Nothing in her experience ever came easily in life and certainly not from bones or they would all be hanging out at the cemetery with shovels in hand.
Catchpole laughed. “Well, yes actually many kept the bones because of the idea of a pirate’s bounty.”
Had Zeta believed that? Violet knew her aunt was dramatic but basically sane in a New Age love-child way. Had she also been caught up in a romantic pirate’s tale?
Amarinda Jones
Amarinda Jones believes anything is possible and sometimes just asking for the impossible will surprise someone enough that they will give it to you. Writing is like that. Put it out there and wait for a response. There is always the possibility you may fall on your arse, but after all, that's what cellulite is for. Amarinda believes in taking chances, speaking her mind and aging disgracefully. Twenty years from now she plans on being the neighborhood witch that all the kids are scared of. But then, everyone has to have a hobby.
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Shiver Me - Amarinda Jones
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Chapter One
Great-Aunt Zeta left me bones?
Well it’s a full, disassembled skeleton actually.
The lawyer for Zeta Rose pushed the lid up on the big old leather suitcase.
Violet Rose stared at the carefully placed bones in the navy blue velvet interior. Yep. They were bones all right. She knew her aunt had been crazy but a serial killer? A real live, I mean dead, skeleton?
Her mouth was dry as she contemplated it. What am I supposed to do with that? Do I tell the police? Bury it? Say no thanks?
Joseph Catchpole, the lawyer laughed at her dismay. Well, I’m not sure how real it is. Even though there is a certificate of authenticity, it was certified in a time when anything could be forged for the right money. Your Aunt Zeta was somewhat a colorful woman and would have found much enjoyment out of something so unusual.
He rustled around in the paperwork on his desk. Ah, here it is.
He handed her a piece of paper.
It was a certificate of authenticity from a coroner. Oh this day just keeps getting weirder. Violet looked at the lawyer then the paper. He looked deadly serious. Was this normal for him or was he unshockable due to his profession? Were weird bequests normal for him? The date up at the top of the document said July 27, 1911. Holy crap. Who would have bones certified? And why wouldn’t a coroner ask why the need to authenticate or did that happen a lot back then? The paperwork indicated the bones dated back to approximately the early seventeen hundreds. Bizarro world,
Violet murmured as she read on. Attached to the certificate was a list of people who had owned the bones. The last name was Zeta’s. What the hell was that about? Why had so many people kept these bones? And why her aunt?
There is quite a history on this skeleton,
he said. Some say it belongs to a pirate who was the scourge of the Pacific and that there is a spell that can bring him to life.
And some people are space cadets. No doubt they believe the spell will provide them with a pirate’s treasure.
Some people had too much time on their hands. To believe in buried treasure was to believe in the tooth fairy as far as Violet was concerned. Nothing in her experience ever came easily in life and certainly not from bones or they would all be hanging out at the cemetery with shovels in hand.
Catchpole laughed. Well, yes actually many kept the bones because of the idea of a pirate’s bounty.
Had Zeta believed that? Violet knew her aunt was dramatic but basically sane in a New Age love-child way. Had she also been caught up in a romantic pirate’s tale? She doubted it. Zeta had never been materialistic. So what the hell…
she muttered to herself. Zeta Rose had died two weeks ago. Violet had been surprised when she had been called to the lawyer’s office. She hadn’t been expecting anything out of Zeta’s estate least of all bones. How lucky can you be?
Are you sure she wanted me to have these?
But then, Violet was the last Rose family member left standing. Where else would they go? She stared at the skeleton as if it would give her some answer as to what she should do or think. What was the etiquette of bone giving? And what the hell am I supposed to do with them? Violet was not avaricious by nature but she had to admit a small part of her hoped there may have been a bequest large enough to make that rent payment. Shouldn’t these be buried or something?
Surely there was a law about disturbing the dead?
I assure you, it’s all above board.
Catchpole snapped the suitcase shut and handed it to her.
Violet caught the handle and staggered under the weight. Great. Not only was it a freaky gift, it was also heavy. Oh this is going to be fun lugging home on the train. She had sold her bomb of a car for scrap only a week ago. Talk about serendipity. Could her life be more mixed up at the moment?
Here’s Zeta’s letter. I was instructed to tell you this was a gift you needed to make you happy.
He smiled softly at the confused woman before him. Zeta always said you were good to her and that she wanted you to find happiness.
Right. With bones apparently.
Violet took the letter in her other hand and thought about life. Her great-aunt had kept a disassembled skeleton in a suitcase. Okay then. It could have been worse. Though I’m not sure how. Why couldn’t she have had an aunt who kept twenty mangy cats and forgot to change from her slippers and dressing gown when she went to the shops? Thanks—I think.
Zeta was a smart woman. She never did anything without a reason.
Violet smiled and nodded. There was no reason that she could think of to keep bones but then who was she to judge the vagaries of others?