Irma

By Marc Vale

Not everyone grows old gracefully, and for Irma it can be down right Hell. Maybe a little shopping will make her fell better, or not.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Marc Vale
• Release date: Nov 5, 2011
• ISBN: 9781466072411

Marc Vale

Marc Vale is a musician, writer, and podcaster. He also is a husband and a dad. Currently, he's released All Roads Lead to Blue Lake, a short story collection, as an audio and is working on having it come out as an ebook here on Smashwords.

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Irma

by

Marc Vale

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Copyright 2011 by Marc Vale

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Irma

Chapter 1

The List

Irma Hedgenson checked the cleanliness of her house with a white glove. As always, Irma had her maid follow her during final inspection. They were in the living room when Irma took off the glove and sat on her favorite Victorian chair complete with a matching ottoman.

Well, Helen, besides the back of the television being a bit dusty, I’d say you did an adequate job. Not the best work I’ve seen from you, but acceptable. Half a job deserves half-pay wouldn’t you agree?

Yes Mrs. Hendgeson, Helen stood across the room from her with a solemn expression.

"I’m glad you understand. Remember, excellence is everything and that’s what I expect. Now I know you have worked for me for years, but sometimes a good reminding