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    Shut the Fuck Up!: Every Man’s Key to Happiness
    Shut the Fuck Up!: Every Man’s Key to Happiness
    Shut the Fuck Up!: Every Man’s Key to Happiness
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    Shut the Fuck Up!: Every Man’s Key to Happiness

    By Darren G. Burton

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    This is a novelty book that takes a humorous look at what drives men nuts when it comes to women and what they say to men.

    Chauvinistic?..........Probably!

    Controversial?..........Yes!

    True?..........You be the judge!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDarren G. Burton
    Release dateAug 15, 2010
    ISBN9781452318226
    Shut the Fuck Up!: Every Man’s Key to Happiness
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    Darren G. Burton

    I have been a writer for over 30 years. I've written numerous full length works of fiction and non-fiction, as well as many short stories and anthologies.darrenburton77@gmail.com

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