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    Clever Billy: And Other Freaky, Funny Limericks
    Clever Billy: And Other Freaky, Funny Limericks
    Clever Billy: And Other Freaky, Funny Limericks
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    Clever Billy: And Other Freaky, Funny Limericks

    By W.W. Rowe

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    A man who pulls money out of his ears? A piano-playing goldfish? A planet where your thoughts float in the air beside your head? A girl who skips school by traveling through time? A magician who pulls himself out of a hat? This hilarious collection of zany limericks by W. W. Rowe is given an extra jolt of wackiness by Charles A. Filius's amusing, brilliant illustrations. Buy this book for the kids--then steal it for yourself

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherW.W. Rowe
    Release dateOct 23, 2010
    ISBN9780983001829
    Clever Billy: And Other Freaky, Funny Limericks

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      Clever Billy - W.W. Rowe

      CLEVER

      BILLY

      AND OTHER

      FREAKY, FUNNY LIMERICKS

      By W. W. Rowe

      Illustrated by Charles A. Filius

      ***

      Copyright © 2009 by W. W. Rowe

      Published by Funny Little Books,

      A Division of Sanctuary Publications, Inc.

      P.O. Box 20697, Sedona, AZ 86341

      Book design and production: Jane Perini

      Thunder Mountain Design & Communications

      ***

      All rights reserved.

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      ISBN 13: 978-0-9785334-1-0

      ISBN 10: 0-9785334-1-0

      LCCN 2009924027

      ***

      For Eleanor

      ***

      CLEVER BILLY

      I’m invisible! thought Billy Bree.

      Now my clothes are all people can see.

      He went nudie at school.

      He could spy!

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