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    Membership Drive
    Membership Drive
    Membership Drive
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    Membership Drive

    By Murray F. Yaco

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArchive Classics
    Release dateNov 25, 2013
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      Membership Drive - Murray F. Yaco

      The Project Gutenberg EBook of Membership Drive, by Murray F. Yaco

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      Title: Membership Drive

      Author: Murray F. Yaco

      Illustrator: Grayam

      Release Date: March 18, 2010 [EBook #31689]

      Language: English

      *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MEMBERSHIP DRIVE ***

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      MEMBERSHIP DRIVE

      By MURRAY F. YACO

      ILLUSTRATED by GRAYAM

      Transcriber's Note: This e-text was produced from Amazing Science Fiction Stories, July, 1960. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.

      Thirty million miles out, Keeter began monitoring the planet's radio and television networks. He kept the vigil for two sleepless days and nights, then turned off the receivers and began a systematic study of the notes he had taken on English idioms and irregular verbs.

      Twelve hours later, convinced that there would be no language difficulty, he left the control room, went into his cabin and fell into bed. He remained there for sixteen hours.

      When he awoke, he walked to a locker at the end of his cabin, opened the door and carefully selected clothing from a wardrobe that was astonishing both for its size and variety. For headdress, he selected a helmet that was not too different in design from the space helmets he had viewed on a number of television programs. It would disappoint no one, Keeter reflected happily, as he took a deep breath and blew an almost imperceptible film of dust from the

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