Rotten School #9: Party Poopers
By R.L. Stine and Trip Park
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Bernie Bridges has it all figured out. April-May June—the hottest girl in the fourth grade—will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They'll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him.
There's only one problem: Reality. April-May June doesn't WANT to go with Bernie. She wouldn't go with Bernie even if he was the last guy on earth.
Then Jennifer Ecch—the Nightmare Girl—swoops in and asks Bernie to the dance. Yuck! How can he shake the unshakable Ecch?
Bernie has a plan. He'll convince Jennifer that he is lower than toe fungus and not worthy enough to go to the dance with her. But love is blind. Jennifer loves Bernie—no matter what.
So Bernie has no choice. The time has come to hold a long-distance snot-blowing contest right in front of Jennifer. That should be gross enough to get Jennifer out of his life—shouldn't it?
R.L. Stine
R.L. Stine has more than 350 million English language books in print, plus international editions in 32 languages, making him one of the most popular children’s authors in history. Besides Goosebumps, R.L. Stine has written other series, including Fear Street, Rotten School, Mostly Ghostly, The Nightmare Room, and Dangerous Girls. R.L. Stine lives in New York with his wife, Jane, and his Cavalier King Charles spaniel, Minnie. Visit him online at rlstine.com.
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Rotten School #9 - R.L. Stine
Chapter 1
GO, BERNIE!
The sun was shining. Birds twittered in the apple trees. As I trotted across the sparkling, green lawn, I sang to myself, my new favorite song….
"I love Bernie Bridges,
Bernie is the one who has fun.
Go, Bernie! Go, Bernie!
La-duh-da-duh-da whatever rhymes with Bridges."
Yes, I was making it up as I went along. I always write songs in my head. And they’re usually about one of my favorite people in the whole world—ME.
Come on, dudes—if you were popular and good-looking and smart—who would you sing about?
And today I had a lot to sing about.
For one thing, I love being at Rotten School. You poor thing. You probably have to go home every day after school. But Rotten School is a boarding school. I get to live at school in a dorm with all my friends—and NO PARENTS!
Cool enough for you?
Another reason I was singing: I was on my way to the girls’ dorm to find April-May June. April-May June is the hottest, coolest, dreamiest, drooliest, babe-alicious girl on campus.
She’s my girlfriend. Only she doesn’t know it yet. She doesn’t have a clue that we were meant for each other. But she definitely can’t resist me.
Who can resist Bernie B.?
La-la-la something that rhymes with Bernie…"
Don’t you wish you could write songs off the top of your head like that?
Another reason I was singing? It was almost time for the party of the year. The All-Nighter. One of the great Rotten School traditions. Maybe you guessed from the name—the party goes ALL NIGHT LONG! We don’t go to sleep till the sun comes up.
I knew April-May wanted to spend that special night with only one special person—Bernie B.
So I was trotting across the Great Lawn. I sang to myself and watched the girls come out of their tall, white dorm.
Suddenly I heard a deafening cry behind me:
Huh?
I stopped singing and hit the ground hard.
Chapter 2
DUCK PLOP
I landed on my stomach. My breath shot out in a painful whoosh! With a groan, I spun around and glanced behind me.
I saw my friend Feenman running across the grass. He was hugging a big, brown duck in his arms. The duck was quacking its head off and snapping at Feenman’s ears.
Duck, Bernie!
he shouted.
I pushed myself to my feet. I brushed off the knees of my khakis. Feenman,
I said, where did you get that duck?
I found it,
he said.
The duck honked and chewed off a big hunk of Feenman’s brown hair.
You’d better set it free,
I said. It doesn’t like you.
Feenman’s mouth dropped open. "Set it free? But I found it! It’s mine!"
Feenman is not the brightest candle on the cake. If we are talking brains, the duck would win.
Feenman squeezed the duck a little too hard. It dropped a disgusting mess onto his shoes.
Bernie, are you going to the hard-boiled-egg-eating contest Friday?
Feenman asked. Are you gonna bet on Beast?
Our friend Beast can eat anything. Last year he ate forty-two hard-boiled eggs before he barfed his guts out.
I made a ton of money betting on the dude.
I don’t have time for the contest,
I said. I’ve got to find April-May. I want to go with her to the All-Nighter.
It’s a girl-ask-boy party,
Feenman said. If a girl doesn’t ask you, you can’t go!
"April-May is desperate to ask me, I said.
She just doesn’t know it yet."
The duck snapped off