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How to Win a Fight With a Conservative
How to Win a Fight With a Conservative
How to Win a Fight With a Conservative
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How to Win a Fight With a Conservative

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Outwit and outmock those Crazy Conservatives!

Tired of the delusional rantings of right-wing nut jobs?

Does the mere mention of the Tea Party or Fox News pose a clear and present danger to your sanity?

No matter the flavor of your misguided right-wing adversary, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a conservative blowhard.

Learn how to:

  • Hurl witty retorts at Obama haters, Bible-thumpers, and Wall Street shills
  • Explain why the Left is right and the Right is wrong with the dueling Conservative and Liberal Manifestos
  • Survive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemy
  • Entertain your friends and terrify your enemies while arguing politics on Facebook and Twitter
  • Use conservatives' words against them with a handy compilation of moronic right-wing quotes

It's time to defend America against every intolerant, corrupt, arrogant, greed-mongering, science-hating, reality-denying imbecile in your midst.

Stop the stampede of mindless, fact-loathing wingnuts!

LanguageEnglish
PublisherSourcebooks
Release dateJun 1, 2012
ISBN9781402265778
How to Win a Fight With a Conservative
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Daniel Kurtzman

Daniel Kurtzman chronicles the absurdities of politics as editor of politicalhumor.about.com, the popular website that is part of The New York Times Company’s About.com network. A former Washington correspondent-turned-political satirist, his work has appeared in The New York Times, Huffington Post, and San Francisco Chronicle, among other publications. An equal opportunity offender, Kurtzman is author of the dueling humor books, "How to Win a Fight with a Conservative" and "How to Win a Fight with a Liberal."

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