The Reagan Wit: The Humor Of The American President
By Bill Adler
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Legendary for his clever gibes, bits of wisdom, and ability to laugh at himself, Ronald Reagan endeared himself to the public from the moment he entered the political arena. Few presidents have been so frequently quoted for their one-liners or quick comebacks.
Now, for the first time, The Reagan Wit offers the Reagan humor in hundreds of quotations, both famous and unfamiliar, from every phase of his life, all in his own words. Following Reagan through his youth, college years, military service, acting career, two terms as governor of California, presidency, and post-presidency, The Reagan Wit takes a look at endless priceless moments. Included here are well-known gems like Honey, I forgot to duck (after the assassination attempt on him) as well as lesser-known but equally entertaining statements such as, Im not worried about the deficit: its big enough to take care of itself, capturing the charm that has made Reagan a revered figure. Whether hes playing a mischievous college prank, cajoling his staff members, or jousting with the press, The Reagan Wit gives an all-encompassing and hilarious portrait of Reagans remarkable comic timing.
Bill Adler
Bill Adler is the editor of four New York Times bestselling books, including The Kennedy Wit, and is also the president of Bill Adler Books, Inc., a New York literary agency whose clients have included Mike Wallace, Dan Rather, President George W. Bush, Bob Dole, Larry King, and Nancy Reagan.
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The Reagan Wit - Bill Adler
Introduction
It would be impossible to successfully assume the responsibilities of the presidency without a keen sense of humor. Ronald Wilson Reagan, the fortieth President of the United States, goes down in history as one of our wittiest leaders, with a remarkable ability to make his audiences feel at ease. Reagan’s gibes and clever one-liners were instrumental to him in winning the hearts of the American people throughout his political career. From his early days as a college student through his years as an actor, as governor of the most populous state in the Union, and finally as President of the United States, Ronald Reagan has always been known for his comic timing and for his knack for graceful chiding. Reagan not only loves to make people laugh by poking fun at himself and the world around him, but also knows how to use wit to defend himself and the ideas he believes in.
The Reagan Wit offers anecdotes, humorous stories, and quips that span nearly all of Reagan’s life, presenting a penetrating and fascinating insight into the man, his personality, and his beliefs. A collection of the humor for which Reagan is so well known and well loved, The Reagan Wit paints a memorable portrait of this magnificent man.
—BILL ADLER AND BILL ADLER, JR.
CHAPTER 1
The Early Years
Ronald Reagan has been entertaining people with his jokes and anecdotes ever since his early days as a student at Eureka College, and it is in those early years that we see the beginnings of the delightful Reagan wit. Considered a very likable person by virtually everyone who came into contact with him, he was also known to be a genuinely funny individual with a unique sense of humor.
His wit not only helped him make it through some difficult moments in college but also proved invaluable in his careers as a radio sportscaster, in the Army, and later as a movie star. Ronald Reagan made many people laugh in those early years and continued to entertain them throughout his political career, often incorporating anecdotes about his life as a young man into his speeches. It was during his years as an actor and later president of the Screen Actors Guild that Reagan became involved in the fight against communism. His humor presents excellent insight into the evolution of Reagan’s career from Hollywood to politics and the many beliefs and conceptions that came to play an important part in his role as President.
Of his early family life, growing up in Dixon, Illinois, Ronald Reagan once said:
Our family didn’t exactly come from the wrong side of the tracks, but we were certainly always within the sound of the train whistles.
As a teenager, Reagan worked in the summers as a lifeguard. Recalling those days, he wrote:
The only money I ever got was ten dollars for diving for an old man’s upper plate that he lost going down our slide.
At Eureka College, the former President was a tackle on the football team, an experience he would relish and look back on nostalgically for the rest of his life. Of those days, he wrote:
The lure of sweat and action always pulled me back to the game—despite the fact that I was a scrawny, undersized, underweight nuisance, who insisted on getting in the way of the more skillful (such as my brother). As a result, I had a collection of the largest purplish-black bruises possible. More than once, I must have been a walking coagulation. Those were the happiest times of my life.
As a young man, Reagan once parked his Model ? Ford near a lamppost, which he climbed. Soon after, a police officer drove up to the younger Reagan and asked him what he was doing up there. Reagan replied:
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, just who do you think you are?
Reagan was fined a dollar.
Reagan was once stricken with viral pneumonia so badly, he recalls that he almost decided to stop breathing, but a nurse persuaded him to take another breath and, according to Reagan:
She was so nice and persistent that I let her have her way.
Remembering his days as a high school student, Reagan once said:
I have a warm spot for school principals. I was in the principal’s office once in Dixon High School, and I wasn’t there just to pass the time of day. Well, at one point he said to me, You know, I don’t care what you think of me now, I’m only interested in what you think of me fifteen years from now.
About his first trip to Chicago, Reagan said:
I couldn’t afford cabs and I was afraid of the damn buses—as a matter of fact, the city itself scared the bejesus out of me. Everybody seemed to know where they were going and what they were doing, and I could get lost just looking for a men’s room.
When Montgomery Ward turned Reagan down for a job in the 1930s, he decided to leave town and look for a position as a radio announcer. According to Reagan, it was a blessing that he wasn’t hired at the store. As he said years later:
I was about as low as I could be. Many times, I thought, had I got the job in the Montgomery Ward store, I probably still would be working there.
As a freshman at Eureka College, Reagan led a protest against budget cuts proposed by the school’s president. Referring to this as the first time he had ever tried to incite political action, Reagan said:
I discovered that night that an audience has a feel to it and, in the parlance of theater, that audience and I were together. When I came to actually presenting the motion there was no need for parliamentary procedure; they came to their feet with a roar; even the faculty members present voted by acclamation.
When Reagan was just setting out on his career as an actor, he received an urgent telegram from his agent, Bill Meilkjohn:
WARNER’S OFFER CONTRACT SEVEN YEARS, ONE YEAR’S OPTIONS, STARTING AT $200 A WEEK. WHAT SHALL I DO?
He shot back his reply:
SIGN BEFORE THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS.
Regarding the situation in Hollywood in the 1950s, Reagan remonstrated in 1956:
A lot of the crying sounds coming out of our studios today are like a guy sitting on a nail, too lazy to get up from what’s hurting him.
In another story about his acting career, Reagan joked about one of his less successful movies:
In those days American motion pictures occupied more than 75 percent of the playing time of all the screens in the world. Unfortunately the movies that we sent overseas sometimes—well, they weren’t always successful. I had one called Cattle Queen of Montana. It lost something in Japanese.
Referring to his Army career, Reagan quipped about his bad eyesight:
Colonel Ferguson turned me over to the adjutant at Fort Mason on the first day of my military service. I discovered that, even though I was in, another physical was required. I went through the same old business with the eyes, and one of the two examining doctors said, If we sent you overseas, you’d shoot at a general.
The other doctor looked up and said, Yes, and you’d miss him.
On acting:
Today, however, if I could give one bit of advice to youngsters starting