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    Shit My Kids Say
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    Shit My Kids Say

    By Nick Harris

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    A host of hilarious one-liners and observations told in the always-unique words of the very youngLook, it's raining through that boy's trousers!Can we get something to eat? I'm vanished!Children have a unique way of looking at the world—they can be wonderfully innocent, or world weary beyond their years. This book collects the craziest and the funniest stuff that kids say in one hilarious volume, and with topics ranging from "Love and Stuff" to their take on the old, it's guaranteed to have you chuckling your socks off.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMichael O'Mara
    Release dateOct 11, 2012
    ISBN9781843179818
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