Divorced Not Dead
Written by Harper Ford
Narrated by Lesley Sharp
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**NARRATED BY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS LESLEY SHARP, STAR OF THE FULL MONTY AND SCOTT & BAILEY**
We’re going to need a bigger drink…
Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.
After leaving Twatface – her husband of twenty years – she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it’s time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.
On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).
However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit – and it really is a bloody jungle out there…
Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?
Or – if there’s any justice in the world – both?
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‘I want Frankie to be my new BFF! This book is like a (very big) glass of wine with a friend – honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!’ Louise Pentland, author of Time After Time
‘It's a blast – full of verve and vinegar, defiantly funny and a terrific shot in the arm. We need more books like this!’ Georgie Hall, author of Woman of a Certain Rage
‘ Funny, entertaining and enlightening …Sex education was never like this for Generation X the first time around!’ Julie Ma, author of Richard and Judy selection Happy Families
‘Brilliantly observed, hilariously documented, a vivid commentary and celebration of life at fifty…Personal, funny, relatable and motivational.’ Shazia Mirza, award-winning British stand up comedian and writer
‘This no-holds-barred, honest romcom might be a useful handbook to anyone back on the dating scene.’ Platinum
‘Hugely relatable…you will find yourself cheering on Frankie as she navigates a minefield of single men out there, plus wishing that you had friends like the quilters!’ Heat
'Frankie’s beautiful and colourful quilts are a wonderful metaphor for the story of a woman remaking her life with unexpected encounters and new friends. A funny, frank and loving book. Enjoy!' Award-winning actress Lesley Sharp
‘Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive…I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling’ Kitty Wilson, author of The Love Experiment
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Readers LOVE Divorced Not Dead!‘Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘Better than Sex and the City! I loved it and you will too!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘I laughed out loud… loudly out loud, to be precise!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘A fabulous, funny five-star read for me!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
‘It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling
Harper Ford
Harper Ford is an author, much of the time. She started out as a writer of historical novels, then found out she was funny during lockdown so decided to write contemporary romcoms too. She’s also a Fellow of the Royal Literary Fund, based at the University of Lincoln.
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