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Have you sat next to a tapper at dinner recently?

You’ll know if you have because you’ll have bruising between your shoulder and elbow, on the arm nearest to them.

Tappers like to ensure that they have your full attention by tapping (and, even, slapping) your upper arm despite there being no chance of your escaping

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