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    May 18, 2023 2 minutes

    CONVINCE regulars in your local that you are a candidate in a general election by getting your wife to film you gingerly sipping a pint, whilst you are wearing a massive rosette.

    Kevin Caswell-Jones, Gresford

    who live in glass houses. Use 9mm MDF or plywood to board up your walls so that

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