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BUSINESSMEN. Encourage clients to ‘support local businesses’ by turning down any orders from over 2miles away.

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CONFUSE and silence conspiracy loons by responding to their outrageous bullshit with, “That’s what THEY actually WANT you to think.”

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darts make an ideal vegan alternative to conventional ammunition for ethical big game hunters.

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