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SELF-ABUSE

ALEEDS man who has confessed to stalking himself for 4 years has been warned by a judge to expect a custodial sentence.

52-year-old council roadsweeper Mick Pebbles was enjoying a quiet life when he began to receive threatening letters from himself through the post.

“I came home from the pub one afternoon and there were all these letters addressed to me lying on the doormat,” he. “They were vile and threatening, saying they knew where I lived, and what time I went to bed.”

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